RANDOM CHAT THREAD - Chat about anything or just hang out - ALL are welcome.

Simon1 · Nov 8, 2018

gold boy said:
Tom. if Simon's car won't work we have my car View attachment 1650216

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Mine only seats a driver and one passenger so we will have to take gold boy's ! :hello2:

Simon1 · Nov 8, 2018

Tom_Restorer said:
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Yep, this one is great but did I mentioned that I don´t like fast driving anymore?

The only high velocity I like comes out of a gun barrel I hold in my own hands

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That is an easy fix, just close your good eye . :occasion14:

Hillbilly Prince · Nov 8, 2018

Simon1 said:
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My thoughts EXACTLY Hillbilly Prince. Tom's wife working in cahoots with WD ? With us out of the picture, Tom has nobody watching his back and soon becomes a footnote in TNET history.

We are not fools! I didn't know if you would be comfortable with all those girls around

You have to bring them candy and flowers or whatever they like. We can tag team. Unless Tom's daughter, who oddly looks Japanese, comes along. She is spoken for if Tom agrees to the dowry

Simon1 · Nov 8, 2018

If she looks like her mom, then you and I will have to have an old fashion shooting contest, say shoot the wings off a fly at 100 yards ? :occasion14:

Simon1 · Nov 8, 2018

Tom did say he had TWO daughters didn't he .

Hillbilly Prince · Nov 9, 2018

Simon1 said:
Tom did say he had TWO daughters didn't he .

He said his older daughter. Who is probably weeping with joy at the thought of her new husband

Simon1 · Nov 9, 2018

Weeping with joy OR crying with sadness :laughing7:

Is that a herd of goats Tom wants ? :laughing9:

( We could tell him that they are American bred miniature camels )

Hillbilly Prince · Nov 9, 2018

Simon1 said:
Weeping with joy OR crying with sadness
Is that a herd of goats Tom wants ? ( We could tell him that they are American bred miniature camels )

Pretty sure they are camels. But I can get camel in a can maybe. Bet he would take mini camels. Or eight packs camel cigarettes.
But eight mules would also work if presented as rare humpless camels.
Maybe goats do look more like camels

Simon1 · Nov 9, 2018

We need to find out if he is near sighted or far sighted, that might help us to save money on the dowry.

Simon1 · Nov 9, 2018

"Baby" camels ! Their hump hasn't developed yet :tongue3:

Simon1 · Nov 9, 2018

Hillbilly Prince said:
8 camels?!!! How about 8 cans of these?
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What type of gun is that, and how much is Deus I75, and what is the fourth thing?
I hope she is worth it. Did she get your brains?

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That fourth thing is Tom's favorite cue stick for hustling me at pool . :icon_scratch: