Simon,
Thanks for the chuckles, just so everyone knows we are keeping things family friendly baps are a British slang term for buns that are sold in the pub similar to hamburger buns.....as a snack food.
WD,
Maybe he went visiting those famous cave out there.....
https://www.google.com/search?q=missouri+caves&client=firefox-b&source=lnms&tbm=isch&