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[Tom_Restorer]

well after noon here Tom

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Gosh... peanuts.....

If we would have won the damn war, you would have now 21:17 in the evening and you would write in German!!!!


(and now I can´t wait for GB´s revenge!!) Bring it on Son, I am a death incarnate LOL

 

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[Tom_Restorer]

going detecting

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I want to see something nice later !! Good luck Son!

 

[Rookster]

Comprende Amigo?!!

No wonder there is a shortage of silicone.

 

[Tom_Restorer]

70 posts left.

Should I translate some jokes from German to English again?

 

[Tom_Restorer]

No wonder there is a shortage of silicone.

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Buddy, she is 100% REAL! She is a model and life approx 50 km from my home

 

[Rookster]

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I don´t get it

Too late. We're on page 1544 now

 

[ARC]

 

[Rookster]

going detecting

You know it's too wet. I guess.

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

About a week ago I started using Ecosia for my internet searches. After their operating costs are covered the profit goes towards planting trees to help increase the amount of forest coverage. It takes approx 45 searches per tree planted so I've got enough searches for 5 trees so far.

Kind of nice to know that some good is coming from my time online...also shows how many internet searches I do on various topics....

 

[Tom_Restorer]

Two 90 years old nearly blind guys goes into a brothel. If the madam sees them, she orders on of the girls to put rubber dolls into two rooms and lead they guys to this rooms.
After 5 Minutes the old guys comes out of the rooms. The first one said to the other: "Buddy, I think my girl was dead" and the other said: That´s nothing! I think my girl was a pervert witch. Right when I bit into her nipple, she take off, flew 3 times around the chandelier before she diapered out of the window!

 

[Rookster]

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Buddy, she is 100% REAL! She is a model and life approx 50 km from my home

Does she run a nursery or something. if so im on the next flight out.

 

[Rookster]

Two 90 years old nearly blind guys goes into a brothel. If the madam sees them, she orders on of the girls to put rubber dolls into two rooms and lead they guys to this rooms.
After 5 Minutes the old guys comes out of the rooms. The first one said to the other: "Buddy, I think my girl was dead" and the other said: That´s nothing! I think my girl was a pervert witch. Right when I bit into her nipple, she take off, flew 3 times around the chandelier before she diapered out of the window!

That's funny, I don't care who you are.

 

[Tom_Restorer]

Man and woman met in a bar.
Guy: Whats your name?
Girl: Andrea, but my friends call me Carmen!
Guy: Why that? Andrea is a wonderfull name.
Girl: Yeah but because I love Cars and Men, my friends prefer Carmen!
Guy:OK, all my friends call me Beerp*ssy!

 

[Tom_Restorer]

Does she run a nursery or something. if so im on the next flight out.

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if someone toss this girl between us, we would have to fight until a bloody death

 

[ARC]

 

[ARC]

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if someone toss this girl between us, we would have to fight until a bloody death

While you two are fighting...

:P

 

[ARC]

***ARC tosses a blowup doll between the two of them***

 

[ARC]

**POP***

 

[ARC]

Hmmm Tom got awful quiet.... he must be busy with that blow up doll.

 

[Tom_Restorer]

How god created the joke!
One day god came to Adam and Eve and asked them if they want to hear what new he has created.
Adam said Yes, tell us.
God said, it is a shot story people can lough about and I called it joke.
Adam said, GREAT I like laughing! Short time ago when Eve was sitting down on an anthill, I laughed my butt off! Who is the story about?
God: Adam.... do you see any other people here??!
Adam: Sure, look at all this animals, they are funny too! The Bonobos as example, the every 20 seconds!
God: Stop it! Adam.... the story is about us three! I don´t talk in plural majestatis Adam!
Adam: He
God: Just Listen Adam! One day after god created Adam and Eve, he gone to them and said, you are such a wonderful creation that I want to give an additional gift but you have to chose who get´s what! One gift is to be able to "P" in standing position and the other is.......and Adam shouted out loud, YESSSS I want that!
So it happen and Adam jumps around and "P" on every tree he saws, ran down to the beach and "P" a pattern into the sand and just everywhere he was walking and standing. And Adam was very happy. When he came back to god he asked: And what did Eva got??
And god says "a brain"!