Once there was a traveling salesman in the 1920's out west pushing his wares to small general stores, one day he goes in a small store where he sees an old Indian sitting out front of the store. He asked the store clerk. What's going with the Indian out front the owner says he can remember anything that has done in his life, so the salesman left the store and though he would ask the Indian what did you have to eat in 1890, he's says ham and eggs. He says, Hell anybody could for breakfast.he left the old Indian sitting in front of the store. About 20years later. He came back to the same store. The same old Indian was sitting there, he though he speak to him. He walked over and said how chief? The Indian said, scrambled. Thanks for reading, marion