OMG I have found the burning pits of purgatory!

[pat-tekker-cat]

Hey!! It's not our fault you didn't understand your full power!

Oh yeah! I forgot about that!

Well, it's been soooo long and all........

Nah, no sense in ruining a good track record.

 

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[Nugs Bunny]

Dang, you sound just like my father-n-law! oh no ...... epiphany......

and the husband, too! (j/k)(no)(yes)(no)(wait)

I'll get back to ya'll.......

I'm just a big hairy ten year old kid, I throw tantrums, I stay up too late, I never do my homework, I resent everybody and I spend my allowance on toys and junkfood!

I lived with a girl once... ONCE! And never again!!! My clothes were never on the floor where I left them, and they always had this funny smell (she called the odor "clean"). She tried to feed me these weird plants she called vegetables. Good try but I know the four food groups, and they are; Drive Through, Delivery, Hostess and Bacon! She insisted I do things like work or not date her sister, a real joy kill. Then there was the time I let her cat out... but in my defense we were only doing about 35mph at the time. She insisted we put our money in the bank... I insisted they didn't sell hunting gear prospecting gear or truck parts! But I knew it was time to end it when I realized she was addicted to electric and heat.

Been married twice. Bent over backwards to be a good wife(and I know I was) but just so happened to pick "bad ones", and am now happier being single.(seriously) Not a man hater, and far from gay...but
it's all good. Glad for others when marriage works for them though.

I had a good wife that bent over backwards for me... then her husband found out!!!

All jokes aside, it's hard to find a decent person with common interests. I watched a video awhile ago about metal detecting and they interviewed a couple, when asked what the best thing she found with her detector she replied "My husband!" kinda sweet story behind it but I forgot the details, other than they met detecting.

I spent all these years chasing "Dear Penthouse" when I should have been chasing "Dear Abbey" lol!

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

 

[Nugs Bunny]

Well, I have someone, I need you to talk to!

That's NOT the results I get! Could I Have been doing this thing all wrong?

I'm not sure... do you have any video??

 

[outdoorfunblonde]

Nugs Bunny... you are SOOO right!
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement...
My first husband was a wife beater, 2nd was a compulsive liar and stole thousands $$$ from me...
Neither which I deserved, but, like you said, I LEARNED from it. LOL
SO, NOW, using my good judgement, I stay away from trouble as soon as I recognize it!!
LOL
And, am able to "recognize" it MUCH SOONER!!
No problems with myself, and don't argue with myself... LOL

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Nugs, the husband is about the same, well, more like a silver back, and his brain!
He works, has fun, hearing about gone from the heavy equipment, I get to yell a lot!
He'll tell a man quick: I was born in the muck and don't give a.......
Ever tried to whisper sweet nothings in a romantic moment, and the other party is going HUH? WHAT? SPEAK UP! Talk about a mood breaker!
I get told to speak up, then get told to quit yelling!

I think we've lasted this long 25 yrs, cause he works outta town more than he is home! LOL!
Me being an only child, yeah, I can appreciate my solitude, and NOT having to yell all the time.
He has a bar stool they dedicated and put his name on too! Lucky it's within walking distance.
Even though, he did get brought home, and led to his bed, the other night.
Took 2 big men, 1 large woman, and me saying, no no no, don't drop him here! His bedroom is in the back, COME ON!

He's lucky I love his family! And he is a great guy! Everyone loves him, so I am told.

Video's!? He's so cheap, I don't even have a cell phone! No, that really is just kidding, I don't have a cell phone, cause I don't want one!
No one needs access to me 24/7!

I love the experience quote, used to use it often. I've adopted a new one, last 10, 12 yrs or so.....

"Marriage is merely an attempt, to capture, what was only an incident. All marriages are dangerous!"

Wish I had stumbled across that diddy, before the nuptials! We'd probably just be living together, when he comes to town.

 

[Nugs Bunny]

Nugs, the husband is about the same, well, more like a silver back, and his brain!
He works, has fun, hearing about gone from the heavy equipment, I get to yell a lot!
He'll tell a man quick: I was born in the muck and don't give a.......
Ever tried to whisper sweet nothings in a romantic moment, and the other party is going HUH? WHAT? SPEAK UP! Talk about a mood breaker!
I get told to speak up, then get told to quit yelling!

I think we've lasted this long 25 yrs, cause he works outta town more than he is home! LOL!
Me being an only child, yeah, I can appreciate my solitude, and NOT having to yell all the time.
He has a bar stool they dedicated and put his name on too! Lucky it's within walking distance.
Even though, he did get brought home, and led to his bed, the other night.
Took 2 big men, 1 large woman, and me saying, no no no, don't drop him here! His bedroom is in the back, COME ON!

He's lucky I love his family! And he is a great guy! Everyone loves him, so I am told.

Video's!? He's so cheap, I don't even have a cell phone! No, that really is just kidding, I don't have a cell phone, cause I don't want one!
No one needs access to me 24/7!

I love the experience quote, used to use it often. I've adopted a new one, last 10, 12 yrs or so.....

"Marriage is merely an attempt, to capture, what was only an incident. All marriages are dangerous!"

Wish I had stumbled across that diddy, before the nuptials! We'd probably just be living together, when he comes to town.

I was just being humorous, I'm actually a hard working responsible guy, I also hate fast food and junk food, although I really am a kid at heart. I work outa town too, it was exciting when I was younger but it has grown tiring.

"Ever tried to whisper sweet nothings in a romantic moment, and the other party is going HUH? WHAT? SPEAK UP! Talk about a mood breaker!" Yeah and I was really ticked off about it too, I felt she should pay attention considering I was paying her!!! I'm joking, the comedian in me couldn't resist!

There is another quote I like too "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted"

Nugs Bunny... you are SOOO right!
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement...
My first husband was a wife beater, 2nd was a compulsive liar and stole thousands $$$ from me...
Neither which I deserved, but, like you said, I LEARNED from it. LOL
SO, NOW, using my good judgement, I stay away from trouble as soon as I recognize it!!
LOL
And, am able to "recognize" it MUCH SOONER!!
No problems with myself, and don't argue with myself... LOL

Sorry to hear about that, glad things are better for you now. I've decided to be the crazy old hermit that raises cats and yells at kids. I've almost gotten my "Get outa my yard ya punks!" down pat but I'm still working on the bitterness part... somebody has to be the Grinch!

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

I was just being humorous, I'm actually a hard working responsible guy

I was being humorous, too. I just didn't embellish.

Night crazy cat man, you too, outdoorfunblonde

 

[pong12211]

Could be worse. Me and my wife just bought our dream house and apparently the paint is all wrong we need to buy ne furniture and seriously how many colors does carpet come in. I fear it may never end.

 

[Dave44]

Could be worse. Me and my wife just bought our dream house and apparently the paint is all wrong we need to buy ne furniture and seriously how many colors does carpet come in. I fear it may never end.

I see this all the time, I cringe when I have to ask for colors of tile, hardwoods, carpets, cabinets and paint colors.. It is a bad day,( sometimes month) for the customers!

I try to space the questions over time now, but I am not sure it makes it easier. The best advice I can give is be supportive,, if you know them well enough you can tell (maybe) which way she is leaning and urge that decision. And a whole lot of Yes, Yes Ma'am, and "you are really good at this, wow, you are amazing!" ( The women usually make the decisions anyway, guys are usually happy not sleeping in a cave on a bed of rocks of various sizes.)

My 2 cents worth?

 

[outdoorfunblonde]

Could be worse. Me and my wife just bought our dream house and apparently the paint is all wrong we need to buy ne furniture and seriously how many colors does carpet come in. I fear it may never end.

YIKES!!
This could be dangerous!! LOL
Good luck!

 

[releventchair]

Could be worse. Me and my wife just bought our dream house and apparently the paint is all wrong we need to buy ne furniture and seriously how many colors does carpet come in. I fear it may never end.

It gets worse. Soon you will hear those expensive words " while we're at it..."
My two week square things up in a new place took months. Of course it all needs redoing again. Probably did before I was done.

 

[pong12211]

It gets worse. Soon you will hear those expensive words " while we're at it..."
My two week square things up in a new place took months. Of course it all needs redoing again. Probably did before I was done.

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Hahahaha we were in lowes tuesday and she say while we're at it we should put a new shower in the upstairs master bathroom. I don't know who she thinks she's married to but I knw absolutley squat about bathroom renovations. Apparently that was my cue to start learning.

 

[Boatlode]

Remember this moment next time you stay late detecting

This^^^^^^^^^. Save it for ammo. A day at the mall holding a purse is worth a night out at Hooters eating wings and watching football.

 

[Dave44]

This^^^^^^^^^. Save it for ammo. A day at the mall holding a purse is worth a night out at Hooters eating wings and watching football.

Granted it has been awhile since I have been to hooters, but are you saying there are TVs? No wonder she doesn't let me go there!

 

[texasred777]

I've had a lot of laughs reading these posts! Also a lot of good advice in here, too. Also, a little bit of thinking/remembering things about the past; and the happier times. But, now I'm foot-loose and fancy free! Had good woman, always said if I ever got rid of her there would never be another, and so it is!!! Not looking for one, don't want one; but most of all, I really don't think there are any that would want/have me!!! lol

 

[Dave44]

I've had a lot of laughs reading these posts! Also a lot of good advice in here, too. Also, a little bit of thinking/remembering things about the past; and the happier times. But, now I'm foot-loose and fancy free! Had good woman, always said if I ever got rid of her there would never be another, and so it is!!! Not looking for one, don't want one; but most of all, I really don't think there are any that would want/have me!!! lol

There is no accounting for some women's taste Tex. It is how I got corralled, Every day I ask myself how that happened? But I am glad it did, even when I get blustery.

 

[nsdq]

Run run run run run ....run

 

[texasred777]

I know how right you are! Their real reason for trying to 'catch' you is hidden. A lot of 'money grubbing' women out there! I've known of a few. I had an aunt who married 7 different men, 9 marriages. She married two of them twice. The ones that had little money lasted only a short time. The ones with money didn't last much longer because she spent their money so fast they were soon broke or kicked her out. Being 'broke' saves me most of the time!!! lol

 

[Dave44]

I know how right you are! Their real reason for trying to 'catch' you is hidden. A lot of 'money grubbing' women out there! I've known of a few. I had an aunt who married 7 different men, 9 marriages. She married two of them twice. The ones that had little money lasted only a short time. The ones with money didn't last much longer because she spent their money so fast they were soon broke or kicked her out. Being 'broke' saves me most of the time!!! lol

WHERE WOULD YOU BE?


If you got home and had all the money your heart desires?

if you had no worries?

if you came home and had the finest meals waiting for you?

If you had the perfect children and pets?

If your bath water had been run?

If your partner was waiting for you with open arms and kisses?

Where would you be?






THE WRONG DANG HOUSE !!!!!!!

 

[texasred777]

How right you are, Dave44! ROFLMAO!