OMG I have found the burning pits of purgatory!

[Nugs Bunny]

I heard Dave's wife asked him if he would remarry if she passes away first. He told her, eventually, yes he would remarry.

She then asked "Would you let her sleep in OUR bed?!?!" Dave informed her it was a perfectly good bed and he would see no reason to replace it.

So now she is a little angry and she asks "Would you LET her use MY golf clubs too?!?!" to which Dave resonded "No, she is left handed!"


Lol sorry I couldn't resist and I knew you could take a little good natured ribbing! Lol!!!

 

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[Dave44]

Sssshhhh she doesn't know the lefty !

Kidding, love my wife, how many do you know that let you hold their purse as a malice? My special bride!

 

[justdon]

Iam single and don't like malls.I went to the mall with my sister to a sale last year because it was going to be dark when she left to come home she spent 4 hours looking for a dress and some shoes I told her and she knows I mean it never again.Hate the crowds.

 

[Dave44]

Iam single and don't like malls.I went to the mall with my sister to a sale last year because it was going to be dark when she left to come home she spent 4 hours looking for a dress and some shoes I told her and she knows I mean it never again.Hate the crowds.

I remember when I wielded that kind of power......

 

[Nitric]

I remember when I wielded that kind of power......

LOL That's why some of us will carry their purse! We know what's in there and are trying to protect them from further theft!!!

 

[Nugs Bunny]

I remember when I wielded that kind of power......

Wielding your... er herm, "power" is what gotcha married! Lol!!!

 

[Dave44]

Wielding your... er herm, "power" is what gotcha married! Lol!!!

It is also how it got trimmed!


I am sure there may be a lesson in there?, too late for me though, save yourselves!

 

[Nugs Bunny]

LOL That's why some of us will carry their purse! We know what's in there and are trying to protect them from further theft!!!

I was gonna say it surprising she let him hold her purse considering the family jewels are in there!

 

[Nitric]

Some say we are feminine for carrying their purse! I say no, just trying to steal back what was once mine!

Just joking! I really have it good! It just fit to well in the thread!!I had to type that, she is watching me!

 

[Dave44]

I was gonna say it surprising she let him hold her purse considering the family jewels are in there!

Ouch? How do you reply to that much truth upside the head?

I had to put them somewhere, they weren't doing me any real favors before I got married anyway. Dang instigators!

 

[Nugs Bunny]

I almost got married once, she had too many bad habits and addictions though. Damn psycho kept trying to spend my money on useless things like dinner and electric... it was a close call.

 

[outdoorfunblonde]

Remember this moment next time you stay late detecting

Yes, and STAY EVEN LATER for the hell of it!!! LOL

I work in the back of a VERY popular grocery store... and New Years Eve, coming back from my lunch time, I saw this "standing room only" surrounding the check out stands... I just thought to myself OMG, and literally busted out laughing as I looked at all these people staring at each other!!
You couldn't pay ME to stand in line with a million other people even if I was down to half a square of freakin' toilet paper!! lol
I feel sorry for you, but you should have refused to go!! LOL (or, was that not an option??

 

[Nugs Bunny]

I feel sorry for you, but you should have refused to go!! LOL (or, was that not an option??

Do you know what one calls a man who does EVERYTHING he is told? ...Married!!!

 

[Dave44]

Yes, and STAY EVEN LATER for the hell of it!!! LOL

I work in the back of a VERY popular grocery store... and New Years Eve, coming back from my lunch time, I saw this "standing room only" surrounding the check out stands... I just thought to myself OMG, and literally busted out laughing as I looked at all these people staring at each other!!
You couldn't pay ME to stand in line with a million other people even if I was down to half a square of freakin' toilet paper!! lol
I feel sorry for you, but you should have refused to go!! LOL (or, was that not an option??

I don't recall an option.... Sounds like you may live up to your monicker, but there is no mister fun to berate yet?

I will tell you, for your future endeavors,,, we are here to serve! ( I have a hard time figuring out how I survived the first 35 years of my life single, pure luck I reckon!)

 

[Nitric]

Oh there are options!! There are consequences too! You have to weigh them out! Our minds are constant scales!

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

I almost got married once, she had too many bad habits and addictions though. Damn psycho kept trying to spend my money on useless things like dinner and electric... it was a close call.

Dang, you sound just like my father-n-law! oh no ...... epiphany......

and the husband, too! (j/k)(no)(yes)(no)(wait)

I'll get back to ya'll.......

 

[outdoorfunblonde]

Do you know what one calls a man who does EVERYTHING he is told? ...Married!!!

LOL
That's NOT how it happens in all cases. (even though it should)
J/K
Been married twice. Bent over backwards to be a good wife(and I know I was) but just so happened to pick "bad ones", and am now happier being single.(seriously) Not a man hater, and far from gay...but
it's all good. Glad for others when marriage works for them though.

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Do you know what one calls a man who does EVERYTHING he is told? ...Married!!!

Well, I have someone, I need you to talk to!

That's NOT the results I get! Could I Have been doing this thing all wrong?

 

[Nitric]

Well, I have someone, I need you to talk to!

That's NOT the results I get! Could I Have been doing this thing all wrong?

Hey!! It's not our fault you didn't understand your full power!

 

[Dave44]

Hey!! It's not our fault you didn't understand your full power!

It is really a super- power. Wonder where that comes from?