OMG I have found the burning pits of purgatory!

Dave44

Dave44

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Dave44 said:
I have been put in a mile long line waiting to pay as she wanders the store at Dillard's semi annual 1/2 off clearance sale.

Wo is me!!!!!

I am not sure we will ever find our way out.

It was good speaking with you all. My tnet friends. And even the friends that don't like me!
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Oh Whew! LOL! :laughing7:
For a minute, I thought you were digging in a burning peat bog. :laughing7:
 

Dave: I trust you are also holding her purse while you wait? Heck she has you there might as well make the most of it..:laughing7:

When I returned from grocery shopping a couple days before Christmas I declared two cans of beans must last until Feb..
Can't imagine the sales after madness.
And some people think swinging a detector in peaceful places is weird.....
 

And it is a hateful purse! And the people in line have no kindness or empathy! I hear em snickering.
 

We might be too old for this kind of stuff, But.........If you start leaving stinky's she will take you out of there real fast! Just saying!:laughing7:
 

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She might shepherd you gently out if you start ranting, '...too many people too many people too MANY people too MANY PEOPLE TOO MANY PEOPLE!!!'
 

Meadow said:
She might shepherd you gently out if you start ranting, '...too many people too many people too MANY people too MANY PEOPLE TOO MANY PEOPLE!!!'
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That made me think, of Spartacats (lol) way to get ppl to back off of you, on an elevator. :laughing7:

Just start rocking back and forth, declaring: NEW SOCKS, NEW SOCKS, NEW SOCKS, NEW SOCKS,...... :laughing7:

It might work, for the line to the devil, you in. :laughing7:
Hope your hideous pocket book, don't get "malled". :laughing7:


 

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My friends, I have looked evil in the eye and prevailed! It was a bit touch and go for awhile, and when we got near the shoe department I decided to try the Nitric maneuver ( maybe I was just that scared!).

It did pretty well, but the die hard shoppers were nonplussed. I started the "too many people" chant and got a few more to at least notice that I was trying to get by, and the worst of them caused me start swinging her purse, which I still had as a safety blanket.

Thank you all for your concern. I expect to get a lot of detector mileage out of that experience, if my hearing comes back. I am still haunted by the expressions on the faces of the few men as I ran past them, it looked like they were about to try their own jailbreak. I hope they made it, but my escape was pretty important to me, if I slowed down to help she might have seen something else.


I think I will try to catch some nasty bug next year.
 

I think I gotcha beat in the burning pits of purgatory category. We decided to go to the mall to get some excercise( speed walking) and after we had done our alloted 40 minutes time I decided I wanted to pop in Bath and Works for a travel sized body wash I like there. Me and every 14 year eye rolling teenaged girl old girl was in line getting there 3 for the price of 1 fruity tooty products.
 

Teenage girls with loose eyeballs? I don't think so, Jim!

I think I better have acute appendicitis every time I hear the word "MALL ".
 

Dave44, if only you'd of had wig and expression pictured while in line! Lol
And CoilyGirl, please tell me you didn't leave Larry n Mo behind. ;)
Good luck next year...
Peace ✌
 

Yes, And Dave44 if that doesn't work you blame it on her! "I can not believe you just did that in public!!!!" ......Save that as a last resort! There are serious consequences to these kind of tactics!!


Wait....maybe? that's why I haven't been asked to go anywhere near a store in 15years or so.:laughing7: Yep, I'm still paying the consequences!
 

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This post is why it should be mandatory for any large stores to have a bar where we can go to wait for the wives.. just sayin. Of course none of this applies to me. The wife is staying in North Carolina with her boyfriend.. lol
 

NHBandit said:
This post is why it should be mandatory for any large stores to have a bar where we can go to wait for the wives.. just sayin. Of course none of this applies to me. The wife is staying in North Carolina with her boyfriend.. lol
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I am not sure how to play here? You lucky guy? Hope you have a GREAT new year.
 

:laughing7: LAWL! LOL! :laughing7:

I had to purposely, read this slowly! LAWL! :laughing7:
Dave44 said:
My friends, I have looked evil in the eye and prevailed! It was a bit touch and go for awhile, and when we got near the shoe department I decided to try the Nitric maneuver ( maybe I was just that scared!).
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Wait, OMG OMG, what was that maneuver? :icon_scratch:
quickly scrolls back up!

:laughing7: LAWL!...... and...... :laughing7:

Dave44 said:
It did pretty well, but the die hard shoppers were nonplussed. I started the "too many people" chant and got a few more to at least notice that I was trying to get by, and the worst of them caused me start swinging her purse, which I still had as a safety blanket.
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ROFL! :laughing7: snort sorry :laughing7: do go on....... :laughing7:

Dave44 said:
Thank you all for your concern. I expect to get a lot of detector mileage out of that experience, if my hearing comes back. I am still haunted by the expressions on the faces of the few men as I ran past them,
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No, wait, w a i t, I have weird precipitation in my eyes, LOL. I can't see....... :laughing7:


Dave44 said:
it looked like they were about to try their own jailbreak.
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First rule of survival definitely applies here! :laughing7: rofl, oh oh, my side.....:laughing7:

Dave44 said:
I hope they made it, but my escape was pretty important to me, if I slowed down to help she might have seen something else.
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Did that hateful purse survive? LAWL! :laughing7:

We may need pics of the purse! :laughing7: You know, evidence, when you need to remind her...... :laughing7:

Iffn you got an ugly sweater, you can throw it in too..... LAWL! :laughing7: LOL! twofer dude!........ :laughing7:


Dave44 said:
I think I will try to catch some nasty bug next year.
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YEAH! Like Ebola or something! :laughing7:

You might enjoy the nap, from the appendicitis operation, :laughing7: wait......
you did think that part through didn't you? :icon_scratch: I mean..... lol,
you're gonna have to take it in the gut, for the next one! :laughing7:


Ya know, that's about as close, as I want to get to shopping, on Christmas Eve or New Years DAY!
Oh DOG, my eyes are watering, my side hurts, I can't stop laughing....... :laughing7:

ooh ohh relchair, you ready for that pee-in....... :laughing7: I think I may have leaked a little....... :laughing7: (not really)(and if I did, ya think I'd actually say so!). :laughing7:


Oh Dog, thanks for the laughs!
Yeah Bandit, I want to like that post, till the last sentence, i think.
 

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