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[Hillbilly Prince]

Wine in general is sneaky....12.5% can sneak up quickly and catch you off guard....next thing you know you are running through the corn fields naked chasing strange lights in the sky with a flashlight.
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I well remember clinging to a lawn as the world spun around so fast I should have been thrown into space.
Hallucinating a huge white cat while my heart was beating 300 times a minute.
Anyway, about happy endings...there is the school of thought which holds whoever crosses the finish line first, wins. But in my experience a healthy interested lady can easily cross the finish a few times while a guy is still getting his boots off.
Females seem to be about quantity while men are about quality.
Did the police have to tackle you, or did you eventually pass out and wake up next to a raccoon?

 

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[sjvalleyhunter]

What beach do you go to?

We started in Half Moon Bay where I caught the crabs. We then took the hour drive south along the coastline down to Sant Cruz. Along the way there are dozens of state beaches and places to pull off the road where a short hike will take you to a beach. I’m not sure if the one we were at even had a name.

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[13dolphins1]

I well remember clinging to a lawn as the world spun around so fast I should have been thrown into space.
Hallucinating a huge white cat while my heart was beating 300 times a minute.
Anyway, about happy endings...there is the school of thought which holds whoever crosses the finish line first, wins. But in my experience a healthy interested lady can easily cross the finish a few times while a guy is still getting his boots off.
Females seem to be about quantity while men are about quality.
Did the police have to tackle you, or did you eventually pass out and wake up next to a raccoon?

My example was a hypothetical situation. If I had drank to much wine and was running through a corn field naked with a flashlight chasing strange lights in the sky....the police around here would have probably joined in on the chase. They are all about community policing here. State Police dont get scene around here as they restructured State Police locations and they dont come around the country areas anymore.
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[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!

 

[13dolphins1]

Wind! I was beginning to worry that you had a visit from Tippy the wanderer....whew! Glad you posted as shapeshifting cat aliens are no joke!
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[Hillbilly Prince]

We seem to be experiencing an upsurge in random people going missing. Probably snatched and re-programmed.

 

[13dolphins1]

We seem to be experiencing an upsurge in random people going missing. Probably snatched and re-programmed.

Well, there is only one thing to do with a person who has been reprogrammed.....that's reprogram them.
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[sjvalleyhunter]

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[13dolphins1]

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That's all you have.....last. your coming softer than usual....something doesnt smell right here?
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[sjvalleyhunter]

That's all you have.....last. your coming softer than usual....something doesnt smell right here?
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The rules of this contest only state that the last poster wins. There is nothing said about the topic of the post or length of its content. So theoretically someone could win simply by posting a period.

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[sjvalleyhunter]

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[13dolphins1]

That's the Valley we all love! All back to normal!
Last is I
For it is I
Who is
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[against the wind]

Well, I am working so much, I didn't realize that the 4th of July is only a week away.
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[13dolphins1]

Yes...I'm cramming in a ton of work on the property for out big annual lake fireworks. It's a great fireworks show that everyone on the lake chips in to have. We always have alot of family and friends and do BBQ ribs with a million sides. Great day.
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[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!

 

[against the wind]

Yes...I'm cramming in a ton of work on the property for out big annual lake fireworks. It's a great fireworks show that everyone on the lake chips in to have. We always have alot of family and friends and do BBQ ribs with a million sides. Great day.
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Sounds like a lot of work and fun.

 

[13dolphins1]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!

Good Morning Wind.
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[against the wind]

Yep, neighbor just purchased a Kabuto AL series tractor. He already has a backhoe attachment for it.
We will be moving a lot of gravel over the weekend.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

The rules of this contest only state that the last poster wins. There is nothing said about the topic of the post or length of its content. So theoretically someone could win simply by posting a period.

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You cannot win by posting nust a period. It would take 3 periods. Unless you spelled out period.
Already the 4th. Dang.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

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