MOVIE QUOTES

[mastereagle22]

You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it? ARMAGEDDON

Define irony; a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash-- CON-AIR

STEVE BUSCEMI REALLY KNOWS HOW TO DELIVER LINES.

 

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[Gilligan]

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[Montana Jim]

(Bill Murray Caddy Shack)

Carl Spackler:

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

HA! Classic!!!!

 

[Mental Granny]

Alot that were already said above and

Julia Roberts in Pretty woman when she goes back to the shop in Beverly Hills-- You work on commision --Big MIstatke HEHE

and Air Force One --- Get Off My Plane!

 

[rmptr]

"A man's got to know his limitations," Dirty Harry.

rmptr

 

[Jeffro]

From True Grit-

[Rooster confronts the four outlaws across the field]

Ned Pepper: What's your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?

Rooster Cogburn: I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?

Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!

 

[Jeffro]

Rooster Cogburn: When's the last time you saw Ned Pepper?

Emmett Quincy: I don't remember any Ned Pepper.

Rooster Cogburn: Short feisty fella, nervous and quick, got a messed-up lower lip.

Emmett Quincy: That don't bring nobody to mind. A funny lip?

Rooster Cogburn: Wasn't always like that, I shot him in it.

Emmett Quincy: In the lower lip? What was you aiming at?

Rooster Cogburn: His upper lip.

 

[Jeffro]

Goudy: [cross-examining Rooster] How many men have you shot since you became a marshal, Mr. Cogburn?

Rooster Cogburn: I never shot nobody I didn't have to.

Goudy: That was not the question. How many?

Rooster Cogburn: Uh... shot or killed?

Goudy: Oh, let's restrict it to "killed" so we may have a manageable figure.

 

[Montana Jim]

Rooster Cogburn: "Those hogs was rootin' around - they may have moved the body".

 

[rmptr]

Yep, Spaceballs is excellent...

For space movies, 5th Element really stops traffic around here...

..."Where did you learn to negotiate?"

rmptr

 

[drywalldave]

John Wayne to Forrest Tucker in Chisum
"You know, ...I don't like you".................POW
Right before that John Wayne says ...." I don't favor talkin or verbing "

I think every line John Wayne said in True Grit or Rooster Cogburn was good.

In "The Sacketts" Tell Sackett is talking to a young gunman looking to make a name for himself, by calling out an older man (Ben Johnson), to a gunfight.
"Those are not wrinkles on his face boy, those are roadmaps that have seen a thousand strutting roosters like you fall...Now get away your ruining my dinner." Puts gun on table. Young gunslinger "Whats that for" Tell Sacked "Varmint hunting" . Young gunslinger " You callin me a varmint ". Tell Sackett " no a pest..now scat"

 

[bomber]

from john carpenters They Live....I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and i'm all out of bubble gum

 

[willie d]

from john carpenters They Live....I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum

HaHa That's one of my favorite lines. I've used that one from time to time. I've substituted the "kick ass" part also.

 

[bomber]

yep great fic,its on encore this month

 

[Brett2259]

"Fat guy in a little coat...." (Tommy Boy)

"And then?......And then?....." (Dude, Where's my car)

"Ilikeitalot" (Dumb and Dumber)

"Snakes.....Why did it have to be snakes?" (Raiders of the Lost Ark)

 

[mapo]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!! -the omega man and Heston, one of the biggest emoters of all time

 

[Deerhunter24]

"The things you own...end up owning you."

Tyler Derden (Brad Pitt) in Fight Club.

 

[Deerhunter24]

Greatest Movie Of All-Time..."The Boondock Saints"



"Shut your fat a**, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into 9 guys you f**cked!!!"

Rocco, The Funny Man in "The Boondock Saints"

 

[retiree]

John Wayne (The Shootist)
I won't be wronged
I won't be insulted
I won't be laid a hand upon
I don't do these things to other people
I require the same from them
The Lion King
Scar: Thats why your dangling at the end of the food chain
Heyena(cheech): I hate danglin

The three Stooges
Moe: I'm Oemay
Larry: I'm Arrylay
Moe: And you're?
Curly: Curly-Q

 

[Mental Granny]

Oliver Hardy to Stanly Laurel in ALL there movies "Well thats another fine mess you've gotton me into!"