MOVIE QUOTES

[gollum]

There are sooooo many, but..............

Kelly's Heroes:
Clint Eastwood: Oddball, what are you doing here?
Donald Sutherland: Drinking wine, eating cheese, and catching some rays.

Blazing Saddles:
Cleavon Little: "Scuse me while I whip this out!"

Cleavon Little: "Where's all the white women at?"

The Green Berets:
John Wayne: "and have you been to Viet Nam yet Mr. Beckwith?"
David Jansen: "No, Colonel, I haven't been yet."
John Wayne: "Uh Huh....." and walks off.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
"Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared it's ugly head,
he bravely turned his tail and fled,
I say brave sir robin turned about
and gallantly he chickened out
bravely taking to his feet
he beat a very brave retreat
bravely running braaaaaave Sir Robin...." "I never"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
"Come on then! Have at you!"
"I've cut off your arms and legs."
"No you haven't!"
"Yes I have, look!"
"tis just a flesh wound. Now come on!"
"You're a looney!"
"Where are you going? Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!"

Best-Mike

 

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[bean man]

True Lies:
Arnold: "Yes, but they were all bad"

Jeremiah Johnson:
Del Que: "Well, Mother Que never raised such a foolish child."

 

[mgdigger]

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, as they jump off the cliff
"Oh Sh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#

Back to the future 2
"The legal system work a lot better now that they got rid of all the lawyers"

 

[ivan salis]

look at me ma I' m on top of the world --- white heat

want do I want? j -- the world and everything in it --- scarface

 

[LadyDigger]

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" – Gold Hat (Alfonso Bedoya) in “The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre” (1948) Warner Bros. "

The above was also used in the movie TROOP BEVERLY HILLS!!! (similiar to it: Rosa: Patches? We don't need no stinkin patches.)

And some other quotes from the movie:

Freddy: You had so much energy, you were so creative, I couldn't wait to see what you'd do with it. And see, now I know what you did with it. You Went Shopping!

Phyllis: Hey, I went shopping, Buster, to furnish your perfect house, to build your perfect image, to be your perfect Beverly Hills wife!


Carter (Chris Tucker): "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?" in Rush Hour (1998)

And one of my all time favorites:

WILLIAM WALLACE (Mel Gibson): "They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
BRAVEHEART, Paramount, 1995

 

[bean man]

How about Mel Gibson in Signs, "Swing away Ray".

 

[SgtSki in MI]

The Empire Strikes Back- "Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Full Metal Jacket- "Those who run are VC. Those who do not run are well-disciplined VC" -unnamed CH-34 Door Gunner

Band of Brothers- "Combat is easy once you accept the fact that you're already dead." -1LT Spears

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy- "When faced with a situation from which you cannot possibly emerge alive, you can be glad in that your life has been pretty good up to that point. And if it hasn't, you can take comfort in the fact that it won't be troubling you much longer." - The Guide

Those are all I can come up with at the moment

-SgtSki

 

[levis_dad]

"The world isn't what it seems, is it, Gunny?" --old man in Shooter.

 

[birdman]

MoutianMan2 already got this but its one of the best.
Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie.......... Outlaw Josey Wales.

Its not the age ,its the mileage. 1st Indina Jones.

 

[PBK]

From the Our Gang (Little Rascals) short feature Mush and Milk (1933):

Old Cap: Uh-Huh, I want you to use the word isthmus in a sentence.

Uh-Huh: Isthmus be my lucky day!

 

[birdman]

PBK ,thats good stuff! The Our Gang comidies are classics. Wish they were still on TV. I like when Jackie Copper told MaryAnn" I'm a cave man and your my wife" and MaryAnn beat the crap out of him. LOL Great stuff. Or when Chubsy was in love with miss Crabtree.

 

[levis_dad]

"Yoohoo, I'll make you famous" BANG -----Billy the Kid in Young Guns II

 

[oldplacesnofinds]

PBK ,thats good stuff! The Our Gang comidies are classics. Wish they were still on TV. I like when Jackie Copper told MaryAnn" I'm a cave man and your my wife" and MaryAnn beat the crap out of him. LOL Great stuff. Or when Chubsy was in love with miss Crabtree.

I don't know if it is true or not but I heard Bill Cosby bought the rights to the Little Rascals and will not let them be played because they are racist.

 

[nhbenz]

A quote I find myself using on occasion; Adam Sandler as Robbie in the Wedding Singer,

"Once again, things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!"

 

[rdj]

One of my favorite lines was from a TV program - "WKRP in Cincinnati" when Gordon Jump's charactor said " As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." This followed a publicity stunt where they released live turkeys from an airplane or helicopter and created damage and confusion on the ground.

 

[willie d]

From O Brother Where Art Thou?: "We thought you was a toad!"
From Cobra: Bad guy :"I'll do it man, I'll blow this place up!" Stallone: "Go ahead, I don't shop here."

 

[Monty]

Curley: "Pagie ninnie" Moe: "That's page nine you imbecile"

"I can't see them so I must be invisible"...Grandfather (Chief Dan George) in Little Big Man. As Custer rode down on the Indian camp on the Wa$hita.

"I'm going to get midevial on your a$$"! Pulp Fiction

"Bring forth the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch". In Search of the Holy Grail

"I thought you said your dog wouldn't bite"! "He won't, that's not my dog miseur". Inspector Cleauso, A shot in the Dark

"And now, imagine she is white"! A Time to Kill

"Where's your horse"? Charlton Heston to a guy who is buried with just his head sticking out. "I'm sitting on it"! The Mountain Men

"Skin that'un Pilgrim and I'll go and get you another"! Will Geer to Robert Redford regarding a live "Grizz" in Jerimiah Johnson.

Monty

 

[1960texan]

Charles Bronson in Mr. Majestyk:

You talk like youre a real mean little as$kicker!

1960Texan

 

[Gilligan]

Raising Arizona: "and when we ran out of crawdads, we ate sand...........you ate SAND?"
Dumb and Dumber: "We got no food...we got no jobs.....our pets heads are falling off!"

 

[Johnny Ringo Silver]

Doc holliday in tombstone: "Well I got two guns......one for each of you!" after being told that he was soo drunk he was probably seeing double.
Doc again during the unruly card game when ike clanton gets mad at doc. Doc says, Why ike are we cross? and offers to settle it with a spelling bee!! 8) 8)