Grumpy old fart on fire

It might be said of those who spend so much time glued to their monitors instead of digging too.
Yes indeed. Computers (and the jobs that they provide) are both blessing and curse in that regard.
 

Crow,
Thank you for a great rant. :notworthy:
EDIT: I needed this rant. Now, go have a nice cup of tea and a cookie!!
"Second Hand Lions"
One of my favorite movies. Love how they went out in the bi-plane.
Hopefully the don't walk into a pole or a manhole or a lake or something....
As we kids were walking the two miles to a school gathering, my younger sister was peeved at the other 6 of us and was making faces ... until she walked into a telephone pole! 🤣

Speaking of kids.
About 10 years ago as I was visiting with some neighbors and their kids I was looking back at my place and thinking about the view from their house. Suddenly my mind flashed to myself as a kid growing up and remembered there was always one old grouchy fart in the neighborhood for every kids as they grow up.

Reality hit hard when I realized I was now, officially, the old fart in the neighborhood. 😁🤣😂🤣
 

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All I know is the next 18 year old cashier who calls me sweetie or honey is going to regret it! And, no, that grocery bag with two pounds of canned goods in it is NOT too heavy for me to lift! I'm 6'3" and weigh 190 pounds, so I think I can handle it!
Next time they call you sweetie try this. "ask them why did you call me sweetie"? Then Say rather quickly "We haven't ever been intimate YET "
 

I forgot to ad when you say YET make sure your SMILING and GRINNING at them :)
 

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