Wow, so you actually owned snakes! That's pretty cool. Please tell me the dude with the spider on your head was really you... Love snakes, hate spiders.
Speaking of spiders, have I ever told you the story about my brothers teacher? She went down to Brazil, along with her entire school for some kind of event. It was tropical, hot, and they had weird animals. (sounds like Miami.) Anyways, she goes to use the bathroom, and she opens the stall door to find a Goliath Bird eating Tarantula, sitting on the entire toilet seat. Like it covered the whole fricken thing. She ran out of there screaming her head off, and the man in charge went in to have a look, ran out, jumped into his car and left. He came back three hours later with a group of workers, and they were carrying a package. They made sure no one was a round, and they threw the package into the bathroom, after they connected wires to it. It was three quarter sticks of TNT. KABOOM! Dead spider.
But waaaaaay slower! 
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