packerbacker
Gold Member
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Muffy and was in line to
check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling
a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet
story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy,
inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse
with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it
again.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was
that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the
street licking my butt when a car hit me.
check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling
a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet
story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy,
inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse
with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it
again.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was
that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the
street licking my butt when a car hit me.
I just thought that was one of the funnest jokes I have read in a while.. and when I laugh my eyes tear up...and I cant see!!!! 
Sorry about the confusion
