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[AU24K]

Went yesterday to pick up that "free" safe.



"Buddy" helped me lift it into the back of my truck. Saved Scott's back!

I dropped it off at my Friend's locksmith shop (gravity is your friend here, Folks!).

I will start my practice tomorrow in my spare time.....





I asked questions of where the safe came from, etc.

The fragmented story told to me had the stink of stale chum.....
Something smells,

{puts on sunglasses }

FISHY!

I'll begin by contacting some Friends in Law Enforcement to see if a safe has been reported stolen in the last year. 5 years? 10 years?
I will relate the story told to me.

This process of legitimacy could take some time......

Best,

Scott

 

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[dieselram94]

Hopefully it's filled with cash!


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[AU24K]

Hopefully it's filled with cash!


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Most likely Empty.

If no other legitimacy is established and it is deemed mine.....

WE'LL SEE!

Best,

Scott


PS.
The story told to me wasn't a safe from a jewelry store. Nor a coin shop.
It supposedly came from a location in Lumpkin County that was a small retail shop.
That I have, on occasion, visited in the last 10 years....
That's all that I'm going to say.

 

[dieselram94]

Well done. Better to hear that phrase about a rubber tire than it is a doctor with a rubber glove! Lol


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[AU24K]

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"Rubber" theme trifecta now complete!




Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Today in GIS class, I was actually showing my Friend Omar where to click on.

Unbeknownst to me,
The Professor was standing behind us, monitoring our progress.
He was so impressed with my ability to connect with my "In-Class tutor," that he used the opportunity to mention to the Class that we all can learn from each other!

Look!

Up in the sky!
It's a Freebird!
It's a Plane!

It's....Scott!



Best,

Scott


PS.

I also met a girl in class who collects baseball cards and comic books.....


"Further developments as they are warranted....You gettin' this, Roger?"


"Yeah, Walter. This could be bigger than the elections. I'll keep you posted."

 

[dieselram94]

This stuff never gets old


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[AU24K]

This stuff never gets old


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Friend,

Though some pranks make me pee my pants with laughter,
I still duck every time I hear a helicopter in the distance or to awake in a cold sweat....
"....The sound growing closer....."
Never pull a "wake-up" prank on a Vet......


The first morning of Basic, being a "heavy sleeper" at times, the Drill Sgt. grabbed the foot end of my bunk and slammed it down!

I came up swinging.
I drew blood...

He was pissed, yes,
But Impressed....
My indoctrination of the UCMJ.....
I then received "additional" training.

When some Vet's can find sleep,

Best not to mess with 'em.

Always my Best Wishes,

Scott


PS.

Not ragging anyone for their humor.
Just think about the intended "victim" and how well you know them.
That's all I'm sayin'

And by all means,
Have Fun!

 

[AU24K]

Why?

Why not?



I have quite a booty for those who follow clues.....

Soon I'll purchase the tube and caps....


Check your "Scorecards!"

Hope all have a Great week!

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Though I profess aloofness,
My communication with my first wife is asking about her
Brother and does he still metal detect......
After 30+ years......

Scott


"Seems aloof to me!"

 

[releventchair]

Here's "aloofah".

 

[AU24K]

You slay me, brother.....

I now see that clues must be much harder.....

Pics of contents soon.....

Best,

Scott

Keep thinkin'


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[AU24K]

Yeah, I* broke my glasses....

Yet, I am not blind....
Um...
No Politics here, my Friends,
Only the Truth.....,


Follow your Heart, defend the Constitution and Live Free!

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

I've posted this one before so this is a repeat still a great rendition of this song.

The Band and Neil Young with Joni Mitchell in the background - Helpless.

 

[Oregon Viking]

Yeah, I* broke my glasses....

Yet, I am not blind....
Um...
No Politics here, my Friends,
Only the Truth.....,


Follow your Heart, defend the Constitution and Live Free!

Follow your heart...
To Canada where one of my favorite bands hails from....

Oh.....that's probably not what you meant ayy?

 

[AU24K]

Folks,

I've posted this one before so this is a repeat still a great rendition of this song.

The Band and Neil Young with Joni Mitchell in the background - Helpless.

Ah,
Uncle Bill, who may lead in "clue collecting...."

Ya think?


Scott

 

[AU24K]

Yeah.
It's gonna get harder now......

Dig?



G' Night, all....,
Time to constrict clues given.....

Scott



Heh, Heh....



Ya see how hot Tina is on the Bass....

(Tom Tom Club.)

Clues?

Or "blind alleys?"

 

[dieselram94]

Friend,

Though some pranks make me pee my pants with laughter,
I still duck every time I hear a helicopter in the distance or to awake in a cold sweat....
"....The sound growing closer....."
Never pull a "wake-up" prank on a Vet......


The first morning of Basic, being a "heavy sleeper" at times, the Drill Sgt. grabbed the foot end of my bunk and slammed it down!

I came up swinging.
I drew blood...

He was pissed, yes,
But Impressed....
My indoctrination of the UCMJ.....
I then received "additional" training.

When some Vet's can find sleep,

Best not to mess with 'em.

Always my Best Wishes,

Scott


PS.

Not ragging anyone for their humor.
Just think about the intended "victim" and how well you know them.
That's all I'm sayin'

And by all means,
Have Fun!

Always best to do pranks...especially wake up pranks on people you know. Heck I don't sleep either but it's always refreshing to laugh. Lol!
Here's a video that might be more to your liking...



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[AU24K]

Lord!!
The story one can tell.

Sorry....
I can never tell....

Best,

Scott

 

[bill from lachine]

Scott,

They were all coked up on this performance but for the most part a way better performance than anything available today...it's sad how the caliber of bands and singers has deteriorated over the years.

Regards + HH

Bill

Ah,
Uncle Bill, who may lead in "clue collecting...."

Ya think?


Scott