I called suicide hotline......... They put me on hold........ Ok ok bad joke just a joke. But I am having a butt kicking time and she'll be home tomorrow promises more pain. God life is so short why does it have to be so miserable? If I slept with half the women I'm accused of, they'd call me Gene Simmons! I'm dedicated, not promiscuous, don't drink, don't chase women, don't even smoke...... Maybe I should start! Haha Heck no, I can't handle the woman I got!!! I'll stick to my magic tricks. Speaking of I showed a young lady at a grocery store a great card trick about a week ago. I started it by saying"we are compatible and could work well together, I'm going to prove it by showing you this trick" well today she said " I loved that card trick you showed me, it really has me baffled, I can't get that trick out of my mind" AWESOME That's what any magician wants to hear. I thanked her and said " if you think that one was good, I've been practicing another one, once I perfect it I'll perform it for you" her reply " That's awesome, how much longer do I have to wait?" I love making people happy......look, I stayed on her mind for a week haha. I'm no Adonnis, just a nice guy with a few tricks up my sleeve hahaha!
