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Hey Mr Techno can you PM via phone?

Yup just tap on the name of the user you want to pm and the option comes right up


Sent from a spun out toilet paper tube (one ply)!
 

Wheeeew thanks bud!!!!!! Bring back my strings and cans! Haha
 

Problem is the apostrophe in title again.. I will see if I can fix title.
 

I don't see how you guys do it. I like my twin 24" screens and my PC.
I upgraded to a smart phone.....it was cheaper then the...... like I had..flip phone. Daughter says...You had a flip phone you won't be able to operate a smart phone. Hmmmm
Really ? Who fixed your computer last time it crashed? (me)
 

Should be working now...
 

Hey Diesel I love that song...........too bad I didnt think of it first not too many words haha. OH LORD Daughter just said toilet over running............ARRRGGHHH gots to go gang
 

Hey Scott where ya at buddy ? Are you hiding up in those mountains of yours? In the 80's my way. Went swimming couple days ago.........but I'm crazy I do that often in cold wx too, or should I say cold water.....Brother Bill hit us with something good.

Sometimes I watch this tv reality show called Alaska The Last Frontier. Probably because I'd like to be there with them. Anyway somehow they always seem to have what they need. 4x4's, tractors, backhoes, dozers, horses, cattle whatever. So I thought well I'm sure these tv shows are paying them. I think their surname is Kilchers. So I looked them up for their celebrity net worth. They have cool names like Atz, Atz Lee, I think Otto, ones wife is Jane Now granted most of their equipment is old but working....... They were worth MILLIONS!!!!!! And the coolest part Atz Kilcher is singer Jewels father........and Atz Lee is Jewels brother!!!!! I love her music. It's so down to earth. She is worth 40 million. They don't have running water, electricity or indoor potty. All grew up with outhouses. Well now one couple has an indoor potty. Anyway, I thought that was cool information to share. I think I watch the show on the Discovery Channel. I tell you what, they are some seriously hard working people!!! All of them have traits that remind me somehow of each of us in here. Cool show
 

Hey DR no sir. When I touch someone's name a box shows up that says quote , unlike, share, more. Click on more box says web view, multi view, report. I say UNCLE!!!!!
 

Wow 0132 already another sleepless night. At least the backyard Pitbulls are quiet so far so I don't have to jump up and down every couple minutes. I think they get together at night and have a discussion " hey I bet you I can get the old man out here in 10 minutes walking around barefooted in his underwear" "no way, I'll get right under their window, I can do it in 5 minutes and I bet the 10th time he comes, I can make him sit out here with us to make us shut up" your on " ready? GO
 

Wow 0132 already another sleepless night. At least the backyard Pitbulls are quiet so far so I don't have to jump up and down every couple minutes. I think they get together at night and have a discussion " hey I bet you I can get the old man out here in 10 minutes walking around barefooted in his underwear" "no way, I'll get right under their window, I can do it in 5 minutes and I bet the 10th time he comes, I can make him sit out here with us to make us shut up" your on " ready? GO

No way! It's 10 :32 here...
Pit bulls. You need to get to know them...hang out. Explain...look you guys, it's quiet time!
Once they know you, and you know them. Respect!
 

It's 0334 now.....they are teenagers. Oh they respect me. They just miss me when I'm not out back with them. Listen..... Can you hear that? My 9 year old Pit sleeps in the floor right up as close to me as possible. She's snoring again..,.,I've got it covered. She's the inside dog . She's up pacing and barking at anything in the front yard. My 2 kids have the back yard covered. You should see those 2 clowns wrestle on the trampoline! I know these great dogs get a bad rap, us owners get a bad rap, but if the neighborhood knows " hey that guy was in the military and he has a few Pit bulls" well so far the bad man stays away...... Unless you have a family member that might be or was a heroin addict that may at times brought their dealer to your house. Hypothetically speaking I heard that if that were to ever happen......a Smith and Wesson M and P 15 which looks just like my old M-4 Carbine, and a very brisk walk, shouting very loud expletives all the while pointing the weapon head high with the laser right between the eyes--yeah I heard that combo keeps the boogey man away for a long, long, long time. So I've been told!!
 

Well it's 0456 guess I'll try to get a nap in before daylight... Night all. Night uh TGF..... Night self. Oh shut up already hehehe
 

Well it's 0456 guess I'll try to get a nap in before daylight... Night all. Night uh TGF..... Night self. Oh shut up already hehehe

They are trying to hit the spider on Alex(the lion) just in case the clip seems too violent.

King Julian at the end reminds me of 2 G.F.'s last line....or vice versa.:laughing7:

 

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Good one RC....where do you come up with this stuff? Actually that's a great match for my Post. Thank you kind sir
 

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