CRISPINS CRITTERS

CRISPIN'S CRITTERS

I use to get away with this one.....MSG you didn't salute me. Captain I'm sorry sir, I don't salute leg officers that have never served on combat? God I use to get away with some crap....... The Major General and Lt Generals I had for friends helped me see 30 years WHEEEEEEWWWW I was lucky!!!!
 

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Hey Scott I know if I need you buddy, you'll be right beside me. You sir have the heart of a lion!!!!
 

2GF,

I used to pull some pretty good zingers at work with the higher ups over the years....for some reason or other they put up with it....lol.

Regards + HH

Bill
 

releventchair said:
Dang ...don't play that when I am under sedation please.
Subliminal input and all.

Toss it in with the Christmas shopping music rotation maybe.......shoppers be bangin carts , or riding in them or something.:occasion14:
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Upon the topic of "medication...."

I highly reject any man-made chemical preparations for any conditions.

I believe in Nature's cures.

'Nuff said....,

Scott
 

CRISPIN'S CRITTERS

Hey Bill here's a great one for ya. I was getting gas in my truck on post and I had my beret in my side pocket. This Command SGT Major (ask Scott he has more pull than god) he pulls up and gets out and starts getting gas.....I knew something was coming.... I tried not to make eye contact, didn't help..... "hey you, SSG " "CSM me?" Yeah you SSG, where is your beret? It's in my pocket. "Why is it in your pocket and not on your head boy?" I hated being called boy and he wasn't in my unit either. Ok let's pull the trigger...... Because my head won't fit in my pocket! Besides this is a no hat no salute area....... Oh ok..... Then I jumped in my truck and got the hell out of there...... I lied got away with it. CSM's always looking to Jack you up!!!!!! Hehe oh I have some funny stories......,
 

A friend used to say a shot of whiskey would cure anything ailing him.
He got older and wiser and sicker a time or two that enough whiskey wouldn't help , but is fine now....sorta.
 

RC why not. My wife's dad said Old Crow. He was 65 when she was born!
 

Mimi kutafuta elimu. Mimi kuwaongoza wengine!

Scott


Oopps,

Sorry for my slip, my Chaps....

Didn't we all have to learn some foreign language?

Somewhere?

In addition to the several that I already know?

 

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2GF,

About 20 or so years back me and some other folks at the Railway were on a course giving the staff an intensive course in Marketing and Sales.
The course lasted for 2 days and was jam packed with info for the attendees to digest.

We did courses over a 2 year period at our major offices in both Canada and the US.

When it was over we were wined and dined at a high end restaurant in Montreal....waiters with the white gloves, five course meal the whole bit.

I was sitting opposite our host who was a director general....ok guy but fairly straight laced.

Part way through the meal he asked me if I thought the course was a success or not....trying to keep a straight face I look at him and said that a lot of material had to be absorbed by the attendees during the 2 days but all in all I felt it was well received.

He asked me what I thought had to be done so that the course material became part of the corporate culture of the company....with a straight face I told him all the senior execs from GM on up should take the course but wed expand it to a 3 day session because his crowd werent as quick as the front line staff....lol...

Regards + HH

Bill

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Hey Bill here's a great one for ya. I was getting gas in my truck on post and I had my beret in my side pocket. This Command SGT Major (ask Scott he has more pull than god) he pulls up and gets out and starts getting gas.....I knew something was coming.... I tried not to make eye contact, didn't help..... "hey you, SSG " "CSM me?" Yeah you SSG, where is your beret? It's in my pocket. "Why is it in your pocket and not on your head boy?" I hated being called boy and he wasn't in my unit either. Ok let's pull the trigger...... Because my head won't fit in my pocket! Besides this is a no hat no salute area....... Oh ok..... Then I jumped in my truck and got the hell out of there...... I lied got away with it. CSM's always looking to Jack you up!!!!!! Hehe oh I have some funny stories......,
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My brain contains too much info.;.
\
I'm wanted.

Where.

You know...

Fooled you!

Find me!

Dementia is not so bad....

Time to live my dream!

Scott

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"Imagine that you are Scott, A misfortune Collegiate Honors Scholar.
A successful option is introduced.,
Called, "Study Yer Ass off, , Ya Fool!"

Yet, the ass an an ass and a fool, I am, I have much to study....

Always learning,

Scott
 

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Scott you got me on that one buddy.....no clue.........

HAHAHA Bill youre my kind of guy!!!!!!!!

오늘은 어떻게 지내
 

Jeff,

Unless you know something we don't...
******

Ahem.

I see that you are listed on this site as a "Stalker."

How do you reply, sir?

Tips?

Scott
 

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CRISPIN'S CRITTERS

Scott I've decided when we stop learning.....we stop living my friend. I was a brilliant Academic. I hAd a photographic memory. What is it the ACT college entrance exam? Highest score I think was 36 or something like that? I scored a 36 in 1976!Unbelievable right? Going to college late in my years a jerk professor accused me of plagiarism! Made me very angry. So I challenged the Dean and Department chair. I took them both into the library. I asked either one to pick out any of the thousands of books. She did. I asked her to picked any passage, she did. I asked them to giver 30 minutes and let me read it. They did. I asked for a pencil and piece of paper . In 15 minutes I wrote down verbatim the passage they chose. I blew their damn pants off...... Today I can't get a damn grocery list correct! See how disgraced I feel. I wish I had half the knowledge some of you guys have forgot.....I use to be somebody........
 

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Oh, but you are somebody 2 G.F.!
Disgrace, at least in academics , would be to not use what you do have to persevere.
And you have always persevered.
Some stuff fades away with time.
Some stuff don't is all.
 

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Thanks I use to be an Adjunct Professor but I came home messed up in the head.......migraines mess me up for days........just burnt out I guess on a little bit of everything........thanks buddy...........this is 2GF off to bed, tomorrow is school again. I have to take care of these kids ALONE again, but I can do it........Im good at that.........thanks pal.........whats that saying, of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.........hahahahaha take care RC. G'night
 

So here's my new answer. I still have a photographic memory.......I just don't have any film! Haha
 

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