CRISPINS CRITTERS

Well the spousal unit is leaving with her patient again for a week!!!!! I can't find room in my heart for sympathy. I think she does this to get away fro me and to see if I can handle the kids, but we all know I can....... Maybe when she gets back the. 9 y / o and I take a fishing trip to the keys without inviting her !!!!!!!!!
 

Today someone was killed with a starter pistol.......police think it might be race related......
 

2GF,

Thanks for the chuckle.....great play on words.

Regards + HH

Bill
 

The toilet seats at the police station were stolen. The thief is still
at large. The police are having a time figuring it out, and they have
nothing to go on.

A van-load of wigs were stolen yesterday. Police are combing the area for
clues.

A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up
beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!"
"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
 

Thanks guys we have to make the time for a laugh every now and again..... The best medicine
 

CRISPIN'S CRITTERS

Oh I forgot something real cool. Sunday my son took his " other family" to the beach. There someone saw about a 4 foot shark struggling in the shallow water. My son and another guy waded out and caught the shark with their bare hands and bring it to shore!!!!!!!! They Facebooked the story and asked me and my. 9 y/ o what type of shark was it. As soon as we saw the picture I knew because we fish and study sharks so much. So I asked the little guy. " what do you think it is?" Like a little Marine Biologist he starts dissecting the face, the pectoral fins, color, the dorsal fins, distance between dorsal fins, he says " well poppa that's a Juvenile Lemon Shark" I smiled so big yes my work is paying off....... I said " post to your crazy dad he just caught a Lemon Shark by hand" which he did....2 nuts haven't fallen far from the tree! And oh yes his dad was amazed he knew it was a Lemon Shark...... Me, I just smiled deeply and remembered when I caught a Black Tip, my first shark by hand.... and bit it's nose and let it go. My girlfriend said " why did you do that?" I said what let it go? She said no bite it's nose. I said I just bit it before it could bite me and it has sensors in its nose so it will be confused like its drunk for a few minutes ! Hahaha
 

Dram come back, Scot was just kidding.
 

Yeah buddy just kidding I miss you already
 

I just want everybody to know you guys are family to me. Outside of my mom and stepdad which I have no relationship with. And my wife, relationship in the winds....... You guys are family to me. Everybody brings something to the table and I respect and care about all of you. Thank you. Even the ladies that seem to have disappeared......thank you ALL for your friendships, laughing at my jokes, your music, and just being here in times of need and when I feel like talking. You guys are My friends, my Critters and I thank you sometimes life gets dark, but I can always come here and I thank all of you for everything. The best you can give yourself......is a friend. God bless all
 

Estrangement should be the last resort of an educated man. Loathing, hate, and retaliation suit him much better. Failing to succumb to any of those lesser evils my suggestion is to either 1. Shot em all and let God sort it out. or 2. Let it be...
 

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I hope we're all OK.

We all have pressures and demands thrust upon us on a daily pace.

Perhaps my stress exposed a post that was inappropriate.

I apologize to any and all who may have been offended or felt "some kinda way."

We're ALL OK, k?

Yeah, Tomorrow
I'm to meet with a Congressman AND a Senator.

What's on the books for you?

"Make your play...."

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"Maybe I'll polish my holsters...."









(reached # 9 in 1980




Best,

Scott


Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Eight, Skate, Seven on the Rotate!

If I could stand
Beside myself
Would I see me or maybe someone else
'Cause it's hard to please
Most everyone
When your spirit's got you on the run, on the run

They say do your best
But don't cause a fuss
Don't make waves be like the rest of us
But I can feel the tide is turning fast
'Cause deep inside I know that I can't last
Another day
Not another day!

'Cause I'm O.K.
I finally found the person I've been searching for
I'm alright
I'm feeling good about myself and that's for sure

'Cause I believed them when they said I must do things their way,
They tried to cast me in their mold
But I just had to say,
That I'm O.K.
I'm O.K. this way yes I'm O.K. Yes I'm OK!

I'm O.K.
I finally found the person I've been searching for (everybody sing now!)

I'm alright
I'm feeling good about myself and that's for sure (whoo!)

I'm O.K.
I finally found the person I've been searching for (yahoo!)

I'm alright
I'm feeling good about myself and that's for sure
I'm O.K.
I'm feeling good about myself and that's for sure
I'm alright
I'm O.K. this way yes I'm OK!
 

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Songbirds, this evening, vying for time with cicadas this fine late summer night.....

A song remembered from my youth....



Perhaps sleep will come after a few moments....

As if in my mountains....

Best Wishes,

Scott
 

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I'm waiting for a video to complete. Then,
Save.
Then whatever hoops to jump and barrels to bend over.....

Wait for it....

AH!


Here it is!

1982!

All over again......



Scott
From outside my door, a short distance birds sing. fresh berries are plentiful...Yet,

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Heh, heh....

Scott
 

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Well that's it. I've decided to stop drinking for good............ Now I'm going to drink for evil! Haha
 

Hey everyone, I'm back! Scott being the gentleman that he is reached out to me and we have put aside our misunderstanding. Now it's time to move on with the thread!

Here is a video for a some good laughs!



Sent from a spun out toilet paper tube (one ply)!
 

Diesel,

Welcome back.....we tend to be a bit of a dysfunctional extended family at times but well worth the few bumps in the road along the way.

Regards + HH

Bill
 

Thanks Bill! I'm glad we worked through this. This thread does feel like home.


Sent from a spun out toilet paper tube (one ply)!
 

Diesel,

Yeah we could probably write a book about the goings on with this thread....however, I doubt anyone would believe us excepts those who participated....lol.

Regards + HH

Bill
 

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