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Ok.


No more "foolin' around."

Here's me......

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Told ya that I felt "Young!"

https://youtu.be/P1fSVbBwVX8

Best,

Scott


After watching that Dylan* Video,

Could you make a photo montage of your life?

What song?

Do you have the photos?

I would answer that for me, it would be the song, "Every Step Of The Way," by Steve Walsh.

And, Yes, I have enough photos.....
AND Grade School Report Cards.
Somewhere around here......

Wonder what my Third Grade Teacher,
Mrs. Richardson, would say now about my "progress...." :dontknow:

https://youtu.be/Z_LhZNf3c9k



How 'bout you?

Best,

Scott





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Robert Zimmerman
 

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Folks,

Heres one for pat the cat.....
 

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22 of the Best Dos Equis 'The Most Interesting Man in the World' Quotes (+Video) - Mic

Ok here it is I FOUND BILL..............From Lachine..................drum roll please.............

1) He lives vicariously through himself.

2) He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

3) His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

4) When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.

5) His shirts never wrinkle.

6) He is left-handed and right-handed.

7) If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

8) The police often question him just because they find him interesting.


9) His blood smells like cologne.

10) On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede.

11) Cuba imports cigars from him. Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.

12) His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”

13) He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.

14) If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

15) He bowls overhand.

16) He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.

17) He tips an astonishing 100%.


18) Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.

19) Panhandlers give him money.

20) He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.

21) His passport requires no photograph.

22) When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.

Thank you, Friend for a well needed laugh! :notworthy:

I guess I qualify for a few.....:dontknow:

How many for you?

Any new ideas?

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How about,
"You're the most awesome Grandpa to spend time with me?"

"When he goes fishing with his Grandchildren,
the fish fight each other to be caught."


My Best,

Scott
 

Here's an early shot of 2 G.F..shouting "OO-RAH"!

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Ok I'll give up an old picture........................grimreaperstop.webp
 

How did you find that???????????????
 

2GF,

Thanks for the compliment but Im just a down to earth regular guy....if I do have a saving grace I would think I tend to be protective towards the people I befriend.

Regards + HH

Bill


22 of the Best Dos Equis 'The Most Interesting Man in the World' Quotes (+Video) - Mic

Ok here it is I FOUND BILL..............From Lachine..................drum roll please.............

1) He lives vicariously through himself.

2) He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

3) His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

4) When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.

5) His shirts never wrinkle.

6) He is left-handed and right-handed.

7) If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

8) The police often question him just because they find him interesting.


9) His blood smells like cologne.

10) On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede.

11) Cuba imports cigars from him. Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.

12) His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”

13) He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.

14) If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

15) He bowls overhand.

16) He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.

17) He tips an astonishing 100%.


18) Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.

19) Panhandlers give him money.

20) He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.

21) His passport requires no photograph.

22) When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
 

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Folks,

My wife Johanne is out of town on vacation so Im holding the fort at home taking care of the critters, etc....

Decided to come up with a K.I.S.S. (keep it simple stupid...lol) supper.

Boiled up some potatoes...cubed them up along with some chicken, green onions, seasonings, mayo, etc and a simple green salad on the side not bad for an off the cuff supper.
 

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Bill,
The only thing I see missing is me!

I've got my own fork and spoon.....
:laughing7:
And Filets are my specialty.....

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Best,

Scott
 

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Bill I see you as a cool guy leading the pack.........haha you're welcome...........dinner looks nice
 

I sleep well tonight knowing I'm safe.....

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https://youtu.be/AFa1-kciCb4

Yeah, I'm the ugly....
Go figure....

Think of how your night will go.......
Why?

Brought to you by....

My Best to our Heroes....

Our Veterans!

Scott
 

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This was ABSOLUTELY my favorite method of infiltration........so here's the problem. After 30 years of "cool" stuff like this, the adrenaline always pumping, now what??????? I mean I wasnt built for watching 4 year olds right? I had to be an adrenaline junky to do my job......now its like BLAHHHHHHHHH........so I belong to the Chris Kyle Frog Foundation. We all know who he is. Through another company called Forged.com, they have raised money for Chris' Widow Taya. Well they contacted me about an event called the Murph Challenge. Remember in the Lone Survivor Story, Lt Michael Murphy went out on the ledge and called via SATPHONe and was killed. Subsequently he receieved the MOH Posthumously.......So I am all about raising money for Fallen Warrior foundations. There is a scholarship fund in the name of Murphy and Forged is trying to raise $250,000 for this first event. Pay $40.00, and do the MURPH.......I've been training for it, its not easy, the old leg burns like crazy, but the adrenaline is burning again for a great cause. I think it is Memorial Day weekend. Ok, now I am somewhere in my mid 50's........let's see where poppy stands! HOOYAH.........oh yeah.........

The Murph
1 Mile Run
100 Pullups
200 pushups
300 squats
1 mile run

while wearing 20 pound body armor....................HOOYAH GREENFEET, hell give me something to do..........anyone else wanna try???????
 

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