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[G.I.B.]

Whoops! Lol!

Watch that cat in your avatar squiggy1, they start out all cute and what not when they are up there looking down -

And then one day they turn on you~

 

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[Crispin]

Watch that cat in your avatar squiggy1, they start out all cute and what not when they are up there looking down -

And then one day they turn on you~

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GIB: Where do you find this stuff? Hilarious. Please tell me you don't have a kitten in your house posing for that picture...lol.

Crispin

 

[G.I.B.]

That's my little kitty, 2A.

He's watching for the jack booted thugs from the UN (or Sweden)

 

[bill from lachine]

GIB,

Very interesting.....

That's my little kitty, 2A.

He's watching for the jack booted thugs from the UN (or Sweden)

 

[Rebel - KGC]

GIB: Where do you find this stuff? Hilarious. Please tell me you don't have a kitten in your house posing for that picture...lol.

Crispin

Is Lee Harvey a member of NRA, too...?

 

[squiggy]

Watch that cat in your avatar squiggy1, they start out all cute and what not when they are up there looking down -

And then one day they turn on you~

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Ha! Haha! Too Funny! Oh well, I am a sucker for all of them..

 

[bevo]

alls ya alls aint nothin but a bunch a dip.......wait a minute I've been framin a house outa town for the last eleven days.
My mind aint right.

 

[G.I.B.]

alls ya alls aint nothin but a bunch a dip.......wait a minute I've been framin a house outa town for the last eleven days.
My mind aint right.

If they ain't lettin ya frame houses in your own town- uh-oh, sump tins wrong with this picture (errr frame)...

 

[squiggy]

alls ya alls aint nothin but a bunch a dip.......wait a minute I've been framin a house outa town for the last eleven days.
My mind aint right.

Huh! Did I miss something?

 

[Crispin]

Huh! Did I miss something?

Bevo and I go way back. He coined the term "Pinko Commie Liberal." He is also our future Director of Parks and Recreation, if he ever signs up...hint, hint.

He is a good man.

Crispin

 

[squiggy]

Bevo and I go way back. He coined the term "Pinko Commie Liberal." He is also our future Director of Parks and Recreation, if he ever signs up...hint, hint.

He is a good man.

Crispin

Thanks for the explanation. ..well in that case...How about signing up Bevo!!!!!

 

[Rebel - KGC]

GIB: Where do you find this stuff? Hilarious. Please tell me you don't have a kitten in your house posing for that picture...lol.

Crispin

That STAR under Lee Harvey's right paw is a CLUE!

 

[Dano Sverige]

..I have reread this whole thread..and this is the most outlandish statement to date....it is amazing what people think, that really are clueless to the true reality of this world...

Well you obviously haven't grasped what this thread is about have you? See blue, this is why your life is in such paranoid turmoil. You see/read something you disagree with and automatically file it under "sheeple" or "cover ups"! Lordy.

Heads up!....As head of "Black ops" operations for this little band of brothers we have here it's my job to "Deny everything"! In the Presidents "Little blue book of sneaky stuff" it comes under the heading.."Having a bit of fun"!

You are afeared of the Government....you do not belong on this thread!

Also, it's a play on words i took from one of the 9/11 was planned vids on youtube which shows a film clip where the lead actor (Redford i think) asks his shady agency boss - "Are you going to blow up the twin towers?" and his boss says - "It's just a wargame scenario!"

"Sometimes subtlety fails and a sledgehammer to the head is required!" - Thomas Jefferson

 

[Dano Sverige]

Bevo and I go way back. He coined the term "Pinko Commie Liberal." He is also our future Director of Parks and Recreation, if he ever signs up...hint, hint.

He is a good man.

Crispin

Bevo's the only person i've seen who uses less sentences than Red James, which i thought was a physical impossiblity! Convinced they're father and son!

 

[Moonrover]

......... this is basically a list of people that are not worried about a government takeover. ....

I will update the list periodically. Take note that the list order denotes membership tenure. If you want to be on the list post here.

Before I ask to be considered for membership, I'd like to read over the "Policy and Mission Statement" (PMS).

Lingering questions:
Why is there not a "Secretary of Transparency" (SOT)? It could be an old guy, yes?
There are no "Czars" mentioned as high level advisors. Why is that? Are Czars not useful?
Do cabinet level positions have a salary and signing bonus? Benefit package (free meals, ammo)? Free use of "company" vehicles (Gulfstreams, helicopters, limos, etc)?
Is a urine test required for membership consideration? If so, who do I send it to?

In preparation I've already packaged it up along with a complimentary stool specimen. Is there an IRS in this newly formed group? (Internal Resource Service). If so I will send it there. Already tried an address in DC last year ... they didn't appreciate my effort.

In case you haven't guessed, I'm confused as to the makeup and intent of this group. Just a hypothetical scenario of course, but if I show up in my night ops clothing would I be considered acceptable? And if I sort of hinted that I can pilot, oh lets say ... black helicopters, would I get chased off? If I move around the country without a paper trail or mailing address, and travel in an unmarked RV, would I be considered a candidate for membership? Just asking, since I might know someone like this or not.

M

 

[Gunrunner61]

I don't have a thing to worry about................And that Worry's the CRAP outta me

 

[0121stockpicker]

Before I ask to be considered for membership, I'd like to read over the "Policy and Mission Statement" (PMS).

Lingering questions:
Why is there not a "Secretary of Transparency" (SOT)? It could be an old guy, yes?
There are no "Czars" mentioned as high level advisors. Why is that? Are Czars not useful?
Do cabinet level positions have a salary and signing bonus? Benefit package (free meals, ammo)? Free use of "company" vehicles (Gulfstreams, helicopters, limos, etc)?
Is a urine test required for membership consideration? If so, who do I send it to?

In preparation I've already packaged it up along with a complimentary stool specimen. Is there an IRS in this newly formed group? (Internal Resource Service). If so I will send it there. Already tried an address in DC last year ... they didn't appreciate my effort.

In case you haven't guessed, I'm confused as to the makeup and intent of this group. Just a hypothetical scenario of course, but if I show up in my night ops clothing would I be considered acceptable? And if I sort of hinted that I can pilot, oh lets say ... black helicopters, would I get chased off? If I move around the country without a paper trail or mailing address, and travel in an unmarked RV, would I be considered a candidate for membership? Just asking, since I might know someone like this or not.

M

If you believe that FEMA is in cahoots with the UN to stick you in a camp, if you find yourself worrying about the New World Order, if you believe mysterious forces are conspiring for global control than its prob best to look elsewhere. If you use logic and critical thinking when you hear or read something. If you believe in the scientific method. If the truth is more important than the issue. Than you might have found the right place. Ill let anyone else chime in.

 

[Crispin]

Before I ask to be considered for membership, I'd like to read over the "Policy and Mission Statement" (PMS).

Lingering questions:
Why is there not a "Secretary of Transparency" (SOT)? It could be an old guy, yes?
There are no "Czars" mentioned as high level advisors. Why is that? Are Czars not useful?
Do cabinet level positions have a salary and signing bonus? Benefit package (free meals, ammo)? Free use of "company" vehicles (Gulfstreams, helicopters, limos, etc)?
Is a urine test required for membership consideration? If so, who do I send it to?

In preparation I've already packaged it up along with a complimentary stool specimen. Is there an IRS in this newly formed group? (Internal Resource Service). If so I will send it there. Already tried an address in DC last year ... they didn't appreciate my effort.

In case you haven't guessed, I'm confused as to the makeup and intent of this group. Just a hypothetical scenario of course, but if I show up in my night ops clothing would I be considered acceptable? And if I sort of hinted that I can pilot, oh lets say ... black helicopters, would I get chased off? If I move around the country without a paper trail or mailing address, and travel in an unmarked RV, would I be considered a candidate for membership? Just asking, since I might know someone like this or not.

M

Lol, hilarous!
Stockpicker is in charge of the mission statement. I think he defined it in one of the posts but I have no idea where. He might sum up for you if you ask nicely.
I don't know why we don't have a Secretary of Transparency. You want to fill the position?
We don't have any czars because none of our members are Russian. If we get a Russian member I will be happy to appoint them the the position of Czar of Czars.
No drug test, sorry. Just send what you got to Lance Armstrong...he probably needs a spare or two.
Signing bonus includes lots of laughs, free recipes from our world reknown chef, and good music.
No taxes.
You will have to talk to Dano about the pilot/helicopter thing. He is our black ops coordinator.

Hope you join!

 

[Crispin]

I don't have a thing to worry about................And that Worry's the CRAP outta me

This is where I get confused. It sounds like you want to join the list but I've made that mistake in the past. You are a tricky one for sure. Can you clarify with a yes or no response please.

Thanks,
Crispin

 

[Dano Sverige]

BackBacon (Chief Chef and culinary advisor) ~ Do you have a recipe for swedish meatballs?

Since Sweden is going to officially become our 51st. State...

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Perhaps a Nutria based meat?

Ohhhh ya think? Sweden ain't no Vietnam ya know. They's technollogicalified, yes sirree Bob!

The only sub that can't be detected by the US Navy. (You had to hire it to try and find out why! lol) HMS Gotland managed to snap several pictures of the USS Ronald Reagan during a wargaming exercise in the Pacific Ocean, effectively "sinking" the aircraft carrier

Sneaky stealth ships too!

Swedish "S" tank...once voted "The greatest tank ever built"! (Discovery/History channel) Retired now but still usable if needed. They now use....

The Leopard 2. Which holds the latest crown of "Greatest tank ever built).


So....bring it bigboy!