CRISPINS CRITTERS

Spart,

Heck you'd your own dedicated audience to partake your off the wall humor.

I'll even toss in a tune from the group I saw last night......Bowser + Blue from Montreal.





You do know I am thinking of joining the ragtag, disorganized, organization, but you have to do a better job at wooing me. I also want to be the last holdout if that is at all possible. :tongue3:

Besides, I want to see how many bail once I do get on board :laughing7:
 

Stock, you see some people just don't understand the use of my middle name in most of these posts.

Yeah, I'm lucky enough to have the name Lampoon :tongue3:
 

That is why I asked, instead of rudely assuming I could. Duh.
Fine. I can fix that...I think. Give me a few minutes.

I may not be a member, yet, but I am one of your, as a miner, most ardent supporters.
 

I do not worry because I do not rely on government handouts;
The government has progressed from a necessary evil to just an evil.

Add me to the list.

Scott
 

I do not worry because I do not rely on government handouts;
The government has progressed from a necessary evil to just an evil.

Add me to the list.

Scott

Welcome to the list! You are most welcome!
 

That is why I asked, instead of rudely assuming I could. Duh.
Fine. I can fix that...I think. Give me a few minutes.

I may not be a member, yet, but I am one of your, as a miner, most ardent supporters.

Is that miner or minor? Lol! KarenD, should I add you to the list? Only members can make nominations. Kind of an exclusivity thing. ;)
 

I just paid my dues. What now? Or is it some sort of secret membership, inner-Sanctum, of which you speak?
 

Welcome to Au24K! It is good to have you aboard. Rumor has it that Spart needs a little more enticement. So here goes: Join in the next 24hours and you will be immediately appointed to Minister of Mischief and Magic.

Updated list:

Crispin (President)
Rebel -KGC (Co-mystic)
Bill from Lachine (Vice President, Zen Master of Music)
Jeff-Gordon's anonymous friend (Ambassador to NASCAR)
JerseyBen (Secretary of State)
1/2 of RelevantChair
Barb alias Squiggy (Minister of Equality)
0121StockPicker (Minister of Skepticism)
BosnMate
BBcamay (Admiral of Models)
Davest (Secretary of the Interior)
G.I.B. (Secretary of War)
Lakedweller
Pat-tekker-cat (Co-mystic)
BackBacon (Chief Chef and culinary advisor)
KevinInColorado (Provisioner of Libations)
Dejapooh (Minister of Commerce)
UncleMatt
Hvacker
LinkHylian
Au24K
Big Bird (the yellow one)

Mascot List: Eva, Squiggy, Wasaya, Abby, Clop-eye, Norman the SpongeMonkey, and My Sweet Honey Badger.

Who is next? Plenty of room left in the lifeboat.

Crispin
 

I just paid my dues. What now? Or is it some sort of secret membership, inner-Sanctum, of which you speak?

Huh? You are confusing me...I do confuse easily. So...I will go ahead and add you to the list. Welcome aboard!
 

Welcome to Au24K! It is good to have you aboard. Rumor has it that Spart needs a little more enticement. So here goes: Join in the next 24hours and you will be immediately appointed to Minister of Mischief and Magic.

Updated list:

Crispin (President)
Rebel -KGC (Co-mystic)
Bill from Lachine (Vice President, Zen Master of Music)
Jeff-Gordon's anonymous friend (Ambassador to NASCAR)
JerseyBen (Secretary of State)
1/2 of RelevantChair
Barb alias Squiggy (Minister of Equality)
0121StockPicker (Minister of Skepticism)
BosnMate
BBcamay (Admiral of Models)
Davest (Secretary of the Interior)
G.I.B. (Secretary of War)
Lakedweller
Pat-tekker-cat (Co-mystic)
BackBacon (Chief Chef and culinary advisor)
KevinInColorado (Provisioner of Libations)
Dejapooh (Minister of Commerce)
UncleMatt
Hvacker
LinkHylian
Au24K
Big Bird (the yellow one)

Mascot List: Eva, Squiggy, Wasaya, Abby, Clop-eye, Norman the SpongeMonkey, and My Sweet Honey Badger.

Who is next? Plenty of room left in the lifeboat.

Crispin

LOL! This all makes me smile !
 

Things are really starting to pick up now. After a quiet day yesterday our doubled recruiting efforts have really paid dividends. I would like to welcome KarenD! You are a great addition, I hope you enjoy yourself. In other news, I know that Au24K has only been with us for a little while; however, his credentials speak for themselves. I would like to nominate Au24K as Ambassador to the Wolf Pack. Will anybody second this? I'm sure he is watching the race...but JG is only one more member away from his voluntary demotion, how exciting!

Updated list:

Crispin (President)
Rebel -KGC (Co-mystic)
Bill from Lachine (Vice President, Zen Master of Music)
Jeff-Gordon's anonymous friend (Ambassador to NASCAR)
JerseyBen (Secretary of State)
1/2 of RelevantChair
Barb alias Squiggy (Minister of Equality)
0121StockPicker (Minister of Skepticism)
BosnMate
BBcamay (Admiral of Models)
Davest (Secretary of the Interior)
G.I.B. (Secretary of War)
Lakedweller
Pat-tekker-cat (Co-mystic)
BackBacon (Chief Chef and culinary advisor)
KevinInColorado (Provisioner of Libations)
Dejapooh (Minister of Commerce)
UncleMatt
Hvacker
LinkHylian
Au24K
KarenD
Big Bird (the yellow one)

Mascot List: Eva, Squiggy, Wasaya, Abby, Clop-eye, Norman the SpongeMonkey, and My Sweet Honey Badger.

Who is next? Empty settings at the table.

Crispin
 

Crispin said:
Things are really starting to pick up now. After a quiet day yesterday our doubled recruiting efforts have really paid dividends. I would like to welcome KarenD! You are a great addition, I hope you enjoy yourself. In other news, I know that Au24K has only been with us for a little while; however, his credentials speak for themselves. I would like to nominate Au24K as Ambassador to the Wolf Pack. Will anybody second this? I'm sure he is watching the race...but JG is only one more member away from his voluntary demotion, how exciting!

Updated list:

Crispin (President)
Rebel -KGC (Co-mystic)
Bill from Lachine (Vice President, Zen Master of Music)
Jeff-Gordon's anonymous friend (Ambassador to NASCAR)
JerseyBen (Secretary of State)
1/2 of RelevantChair
Barb alias Squiggy (Minister of Equality)
0121StockPicker (Minister of Skepticism)
BosnMate
BBcamay (Admiral of Models)
Davest (Secretary of the Interior)
G.I.B. (Secretary of War)
Lakedweller
Pat-tekker-cat (Co-mystic)
BackBacon (Chief Chef and culinary advisor)
KevinInColorado (Provisioner of Libations)
Dejapooh (Minister of Commerce)
UncleMatt
Hvacker
LinkHylian
Au24K
KarenD
Big Bird (the yellow one)

Mascot List: Eva, Squiggy, Wasaya, Abby, Clop-eye, Norman the SpongeMonkey, and My Sweet Honey Badger.

Who is next? Empty settings at the table.

Crispin

Sure. We need a good will ambassador to the pack. AU you are not going to be booted out of the pack for hanging with us rabble are you?
 

Think so? When someone gets you good and upset has the thought entered your mind" I'll kill him",why can't you control those thoughts? How about a nice looking woman,what are your thoughts about that,as if I didn't know,and,yes I know Exactly where my thoughts come from and I didn't originate them,but,I received them from a source be it Good or Evil,I did NOT originate those thoughts.

I think I know what you mean.............

Sort of like this?



I have to admit that my brain is actually an oriental implant since I took martial arts several times in my life. This is the first time I'm "coming out" in public, so I'd appreciate a little support instead of criticism.

It did have several insidious side effects like being able to focus on tasks, the ability to concentrate and formulates complete and developed thoughts as opposed to notions, and an increase in accuracy at the shooting range. I recognize now that it was all part of brain control thought up by Dr. FuManchu since he obviously thought I was important enough to trouble with. I think I am.

I am subjecting myself to rehab by listening the the Alex Jones show, Bill O'Reilly, and Rush Limbaugh to replenish my precious bodily fluids - and compulsively buying ammo.

I hope to complete the cure in time for The Rapture.
 

AU24K said:
I do not worry because I do not rely on government handouts;
The government has progressed from a necessary evil to just an evil.

Add me to the list.

Scott

AU are you accepting your new title and position?
 

Thanks, I think, Crispin.

Who's supposedly taking over who? Worried, no, but a planner none the less.

OT: I'm beginning to think that you enjoy online mischievousness.
 

Thanks, I think, Crispin.

Who's supposedly taking over who? Worried, no, but a planner none the less.

OT: I'm beginning to think that you enjoy online mischievousness.

They all think the Big Government Agenda is only here to help and protect us, and it would never do us common folk any harm...when they offer kool'aid please run..:laughing7:
 

I think I know what you mean.............

Sort of like this?



I have to admit that my brain is actually an oriental implant since I took martial arts several times in my life. This is the first time I'm "coming out" in public, so I'd appreciate a little support instead of criticism.

It did have several insidious side effects like being able to focus on tasks, the ability to concentrate and formulates complete and developed thoughts as opposed to notions, and an increase in accuracy at the shooting range. I recognize now that it was all part of brain control thought up by Dr. FuManchu since he obviously thought I was important enough to trouble with. I think I am.

I am subjecting myself to rehab by listening the the Alex Jones show, Bill O'Reilly, and Rush Limbaugh to replenish my precious bodily fluids - and compulsively buying ammo.

I hope to complete the cure in time for The Rapture.


yep,life dribbling away,and fools call it love. A sign above a saloon in the old west" Men are fools and Women are devils in disguise"
 

I would be more interested in Director of (mis)Information or Education.
(Also known as Propaganda and indoctrination, respectively...)

Best,

Scott
 

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