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[bbcamay]

I agree. Lets get back on topic.

I did and tried to bring in new mascots.

 

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[B1u3Dr4g0n1]

This is carried over from a different thread; however, I think it is important enough to start its own thread. For those of you who did or are not following the previously mentioned thread...this is basically a list of people that are not worried about a government takeover. So far, here is the list...

Crispin
Worldtalker
Rebel -KGC
Bill from Lachine

I will update the list periodically. Take note that the list order denotes membership tenure. If you want to be on the list post here.

I truly thought you were listing the ones that isnt worried...like...the banking elite, and there cronies, the guy that isnt legally alowed to be president, and his minions and such, sorry I jumped in here thinking this was legit..my bad...lol

 

[spartacus53]

You don't have to be sorry, you can always start your own club.

Then again, if you do that you'll always be looking over your shoulder too

 

[B1u3Dr4g0n1]

You don't have to be sorry, you can always start your own club.

Then again, if you do that you'll always be looking over your shoulder too

If your NOT willing to look over your shoulder from time to time then you wont see anything that is stabbing you in the back....

 

[LinkHylian]

Go ahead and add me to the list.
The gov't/"the man" has always been good to me.

 

[dieselram94]

Go ahead and add me to the list.
The gov't/"the man" has always been good to me.

Wow! I guess I missed the boat. All the govt does for me is tax me and take away my liberties.....

 

[Backbacon]

Ladies and gentlemen..... My fiance and partner of nine years, works for Revenue Canada. For those of you that are not familiar with the different Offices of the Canadian Government, "They" are the Canadian version of the IRS. I can also convey to everyone that all of my family and friends, that live south of our border, have no fear of a government takeover. With that being said, it's Burmese Python Burger time. I have been doing a little research on these slithery foes and I can honestly say that "I have learned something today". I do believe they deserve a double header of sorts.

BackBacon's (aka BackStrap) Blueberry Barbequed Burmese Python Burgers

If the Burmese Python has a similar flavor to the snakes that I have worked with in Mexico, a marination to remove some of the stronger flavor may be in order. Take your cleaned Python meat and soak it in Ginger Ale overnight. The following day, grind up the meat or chop it very fine. You can also take the marinated evil Burmese Python meat and rub on your favorite seasoning and place it on a hot grill.

1 pound of Burmese Python meat
1 cup of panko bread crumbs
1 teaspoon of garlic powder
1 teaspoon of onion powder
1 teaspoon of sea salt
1 teaspoon of pepper
1 teaspoon of oregano
1 teaspoon of chilli peppers
1 teaspoon of cumin
1 teaspoon of chilli powder
2 tablespoons of minced onion
1 egg

Mix all of the ingredients and then form half pound or eight ounce patties. Grill to desired perfection. Now it's time to make some Blueberry Barbeque sauce.

BackBacon's (aka BackStrap) Quick And Easy Blueberry BBQ Sauce

Take 1 of your favorite type of onion and dice it into about half inch in size. In a hot pan melt about a quarter cup of butter. Saute the diced onion for about ten minutes or until it is nicely browned. Then add 3 cups of fresh or thawed, frozen blueberries and a half of a cup of apple juice. Saute on medium heat for about 5 minutes. Now it's time to add 4 cups of your favorite BBQ sauce to the pan and let it simmer for another ten minutes. Let the sauce sit until it cools down then blend or puree it up. All the rest is up to youself in regards to toppings. The Snakehead is next on the list! Being a massive threat and keeping in relation with the idea of a prospected BBQ a Crispin's..... I think while the burgers are grilling we should make some "Thai style" fried Snakehead on Jasmine Rice for a side dish?

BackBacon (aka backStrap)

 

[KevinInColorado]

Yum, would be good with our official beer (Guiness if you recall)

 

[G.I.B.]

BackBacon,

Looks mighty tasty. One sure way to help promote the eating of this delicacy would be for the State of Florida to regulate it. If they start to issue hunting permits with lengthy closed seasons, our local redneck population will see this as a challenge to hunt out of season, without a permit. They will form underground hunting clubs and sell illegal hunting leases within the Everglades.

Numerous bars will spring up, Everglade truck modification shops, heck, even their own line of NASCAR/Python clothing.

The stimulation to the economy will be a great benefit to the local community.

As Secretary of War I was going to suggest the below patch as our official Crispy Critter uniform logo-

But now I have to rethink this to include the mighty Python.

Unless- can Python be turned into SPAM?

 

[0121stockpicker]

I have a constitutional right to eat Burmese python when ever I please. No gooberment gonna stop me from doin dat!!

 

[worldtalker]

Now your busting my bubble!! Beer lookin real cheap after what the ex wife took.

Old saying, Was the screwing you got worth the screwing you getting?

 

[worldtalker]

We have control over our thoughts.....

Do you ever wonder where those thoughts come from? Or do you know?

Think so? When someone gets you good and upset has the thought entered your mind" I'll kill him",why can't you control those thoughts? How about a nice looking woman,what are your thoughts about that,as if I didn't know,and,yes I know Exactly where my thoughts come from and I didn't originate them,but,I received them from a source be it Good or Evil,I did NOT originate those thoughts.

 

[Crispin]

Welcome to our newest member LinkHylian!! You are most welcome and coming into the club at a good time. I would like to congratulate Barb alias Squiggy on her appointment to Minister of Equality. I'm glad to see we got through our first dust up with nobody's feelings hurt. Just think, if we were afraid of a government conspiracy then who knows what that would have turned into. I would also like to thank Spart for his poignant thoughts, which are always welcome. Two new mascots: My Sweet Honey Badger and Norman the SpongeMonkey. Get excited Jeff, we are creeping ever closer to 24 members and your much anticipated voluntary demotion.

Updated list:

Crispin (President)
Rebel -KGC (Co-mystic)
Bill from Lachine (Vice President, Zen Master of Music)
Jeff-Gordon's anonymous friend (Ambassador to NASCAR)
JerseyBen (Secretary of State)
1/2 of RelevantChair
Barb alias Squiggy (Minister of Equality)
0121StockPicker (Minister of Skepticism)
BosnMate
BBcamay (Admiral of Models)
Davest (Secretary of the Interior)
G.I.B. (Secretary of War)
Lakedweller
Pat-tekker-cat (Co-mystic)
BackBacon (Chief Chef and culinary advisor)
KevinInColorado (Provisioner of Libations)
Dejapooh (Minister of Commerce)
UncleMatt
Hvacker
LinkHylian
Big Bird (the yellow one)

Mascot List: Eva, Squiggy, Wasaya, Abby, Clop-eye, Norman the SpongeMonkey, and My Sweet Honey Badger.

Who is Next? Chugga-a-chugga!

Crispin

 

[0121stockpicker]

You guys think the 2nd amend folks have some fringe beliefs - check out the psychic / paranormal board - yikes. That's a whole new level of fringe.

I also find the dowsing discussion / debates to be very interesting.

Best

 

[spartacus53]

You do know I am thinking of joining the ragtag, disorganized, organization, but you have to do a better job at wooing me. I also want to be the last holdout if that is at all possible.

Besides, I want to see how many bail once I do get on board

 

[302guy]

You guys think the 2nd amend folks have some fringe beliefs - check out the psychic / paranormal board - yikes. That's a whole new level of fringe.

I also find the dowsing discussion / debates to be very interesting.

Best

You know opposites attract right? That is part if the reason I'm watching this thread. When your fringe attracts their fringe it's gonna be like Cheech and Chong's van windshield....fringe all around. This cold weather has really taken a toll on the quality of conversation on T-net. People are starting to act like the Shining.
This group is wearing salad bowls on their heads beating them with wooden spoons and calling each other Admiral. There's another group talking about the government, and NATO taking over. One nut from England has declared war but says since he lives in Sweden he's not sure who he's actually at war with yet, and says his biggest problem it's where he if's going to put the prisoners when everyone surrenders, all of you are sharpening broomhandles. It's starting to look like Lord of the Flies. So fair Warning, I ain't gonna be Piggy.
Lol, this is gonna be so interesting. Cabin fever is awesome!

 

[0121stockpicker]

You know opposites attract right? That is part if the reason I'm watching this thread. When your fringe attracts their fringe it's gonna be like Cheech and Chong's van windshield....fringe all around. This cold weather has really taken a toll on the quality of conversation on T-net. People are starting to act like the Shining.
This group is wearing salad bowls on their heads beating them with wooden spoons and calling each other Admiral. There's another group talking about the government, and NATO taking over. One nut from England has declared war but says since he lives in Sweden he's not sure who he's actually at war with yet, and says his biggest problem it's where he if's going to put the prisoners when everyone surrenders, all of you are sharpening broomhandles. It's starting to look like Lord of the Flies. So fair Warning, I ain't gonna be Piggy.
Lol, this is gonna be so interesting. Cabin fever is awesome!

I'm not sure what it means, but you are definitely good at making sense of the craziness!! Best

 

[Crispin]

You do know I am thinking of joining the ragtag, disorganized, organization, but you have to do a better job at wooing me. I also want to be the last holdout if that is at all possible.

Besides, I want to see how many bail once I do get on board

Spart: I already offered you the presidency. I think you would make a much better president then me. Also, I got post 400!

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Spart: I already offered you the presidency. I think you would make a much better president then me. Also, I got post 400!

Look at the PERKS, tho...

 

[bill from lachine]

rebgirl,

jeff asked me to post this up for you....

Lol, it wasn't 'our' dust up.