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[dieselram94]

One minute to Wapner

Love that movie! Gotta watch Wapner!!!
Lol

 

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[bill from lachine]

diesel,

Thanks for dropping in Dustin Hoffman is quite the actor.

 

[Togreenfeet]

diesel,

Thanks for dropping in Dustin Hoffman is quite the actor.

Uncle Bill I noticed you said Dustin Hoffman and NOT Tom Cruise! Haha

 

[Togreenfeet]

 

[Togreenfeet]

I’ve been following these guys for awhile. Man they have an awesome boat. They also have their own dive compressor on board Delos.

 

[Togreenfeet]

Stuff to make me laugh when I can’t sleep at 0300


PS I feel like that cat looks

 

[Togreenfeet]

Entertaining for about a half hour

 

[Togreenfeet]

Might be to painful to watch!



Tomorrow I mean today is opening day for my 3 little leaguers

 

[bill from lachine]

2GF,

Yep that omission was intentional....

Uncle Bill I noticed you said Dustin Hoffman and NOT Tom Cruise! Haha

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

A song for us that are starting to get on in years.

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

She's Gone.

 

[Togreenfeet]

A teenager takes a seat on a bench next to a middle aged man reading a newspaper. After a few minutes the man looks over and stares inventively on the youth's multicolored mohawk.

The teenager looks over at the man and says "What's the matter old man, never done anything interesting in your life?"

The man responded with "I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot, I was just wondering if you were my son."

 

[GB1]

A teenager takes a seat on a bench next to a middle aged man reading a newspaper. After a few minutes the man looks over and stares inventively on the youth's multicolored mohawk.

The teenager looks over at the man and says "What's the matter old man, never done anything interesting in your life?"

The man responded with "I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot, I was just wondering if you were my son."

 

[Duckshot]

A communist, a mullato, and a muslim go into a bar...

Bartender says "what'll you have Mr Obama?"

 

[AU24K]

As y'all might know, I'm always on the lookout for another safe.
Yesterday morning, I saw an ad on one of the "Buy/Sell/Trade" local Facebook groups that I follow.
The ad had just been placed 5 minutes ago.
It was for a Sentry© model 6330.
Said the combination was lost and the first $25 got it.

I immediately responded and ended up getting it.

When I was loading it into my truck, I asked a few questions, like, "Is there anything in it that you know of?"
Was told that it was the lady's Grandfather's safe and it hadn't been opened for several years. As far as they know, there is nothing in it.....
I NEVER told them that I was a locksmith....

Anywhich, I got it home and have removed the plastic cover over the dial and all I have to do is to drill through the face with a small bit, 3/8", to see inside where the combination wheels line up to open it. Of course, one must know EXACTLY where to drill. I do.
I'll have to wait until tomorrow when I go to work to bring my drill bits home.

I don't think that anything is inside, at least nothing heavy, but, you never know!



I'll keep y'all updated!

Best,

Scott

 

[Togreenfeet]

Aw come on drill it now!!!!!! Don’t keep us waiting

 

[AU24K]

Aw come on drill it now!!!!!! Don’t keep us waiting

My Friend,

If I've learned anything thus far in my life, it is the lesson of patience.
Even if there is nothing in the safe, I will have still gained, by the mere pittance of $25, yet another safe for my collectibles.

Be Well!
(And patient!)

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Hey Scott....... can you run down the Georgia hog/deer hunting laws for non-residents for me bud? I’m a thinking of something........... found some hunting land in SE Georgia

I don't do much hunting, but found this.....

https://georgiawildlife.com/hunting/regulations

Hope this helps.

I do know that where I hike and camp, near Waters Creek, there are many BIG wild hogs.
Up in North Georgia, in Lumpkin County.

If you come up to Georgia, let me know....
We'll meet up and I'll buy you dinner.

Same invitation is extended to all of my Critter Friends....

Scott

 

[AU24K]

And, as far as appearing on "Judge Judy,"

After talking with Kristen on Thursday, and finding her to be somewhat of a B*tch,
I thought about my options.
In fact, I even had dreams of my options....

And, today, I decided that $5000 in hand, while losing $4000 is better than losing all $9000 locally.
Locally, I would certainly win my claim.
Small Claims in Georgia is limited to $15,000.
I just can't see losing all locally (due to prison time for asshat when he goes to prison) versus at least winning $5000.
And, I have the opportunity to go on a "mini-vacation."

So,
I'm headed to Judge Judy!

My Boss knows of the situation and I have time allowed for the journey.

I put in a call to Kristen today to call me back....


Perhaps my Landlord will give me a ride to Jackson International airport.....
DAMN! I hate flying!

Now then, my Friends,
LET'S DO THIS!
Fame and fortune awaits.....
Perhaps I'll also apply for a session of Jeopardy.
After all, I was invited to try out several years ago, shortly after Mensa contacted me to join.........
https://www.mensa.org/

"I'll take $1000 for 'Why Not.' Alex....What the hell. Let's go 'All In!'"



Welcome to my nightmares.....
Last night, I dreamt of classes that I was late for, can't find my locker, don't know the combination, not having my books and,
GASP! Not having my assignment ready!
Thank God I didn't dream that I was naked in class!

Scott

 

[AU24K]

And, being the humble soul I am....

Just finished doing dishes, vacuuming and doing laundry.

Tomorrow, I'm looking forward to replacing a lower drive unit on a 4500 Crown Double pallet Jack and whatever is required of me.

Friday, I went to the President of the Company to rebuild his private toilet because it was leaking.
I removed the tank and installed a new flush system to include a Fluidmaster 400A and flapper assembly.
As I left, He thanked me profusely for my service.

To me, service is about doing one's job. Correctly and to the best of one's ability. No matter how trivial or menial.
A job well done is what I strive for and achieve.

A simple plan for being happy....
Are you happy?

Sometimes, one may find a stone in their shoe.
Do not curse the stone.
Remove it and continue your journey.

Scott