Crazy Laws in your State

[Felinepeachy]

In Kentucky, "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club." Later, an amendment proposed: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to any female weighing less than sixty pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds; nor shall it apply to female horses."

This one kills me

 

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[Jeep]

This one has always been my personal favorite.

In Chico, California:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.


Oh to have a spare 500 bucks

 

[Felinepeachy]

This one has always been my personal favorite.

In Chico, California:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.


Oh to have a spare 500 bucks

Hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha, maybe we should take up a collection

 

[River Rat]

Snakes are not allowed within 200 yards of the Mardi Gras parade route.

Sec. 34-21. No reptiles shall be allowed within 200 yards of a Mardi Gras parade route not less than two hours before the published scheduled start of a parade, nor within 200 yards of the actual end of a parade for not less than one hour after the actual end of the parade measured from each continuing area of parade termination. (M.C.S., Ord. No. 19,314, § 1, 7-15-99)

They're not meaning snakes freely crawling around on the ground. It's the ones worn around a person's neck. Like the one I encountered years ago, I was admiring the huge "necklace" on a girl's neck. Scared the ___ out of me, especially when it turned its head in my direction & stuck it tongue out at me.
It was one of these kind.

 

[ckrakowski]

a few from colorado

on sunday you can not let your neighbor borrow your vacuum
it is illegal to take a bite of someone elses hamburger
dandelions can not grow within the city limits of boulder
every house is required to have a hitching post out front.

now i am going to go look up crazy laws. thanks peachy.

 

[ckrakowski]

dumblaws.com

just found this website

 

[ckrakowski]

just saw this one for america

incestouos marriages are legal.

 

[nsdq]

Lots of old laws on the books that are funny. Post some from yours. Here's a few from the lovely state of Kentucky

In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.

By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground”.

All nude people in your house must be registered in Kentucky. ...................( )

people in ky live up to that law,,,,,,,, if your getting divoriced you must disclose if your related,,, found that out when i filed

 

[Bayter]

Wow. I don't know if I want to admit that I once enforced the laws from Oklahoma or not. Here goes some real winners:

Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

 

[vibes]

In the Hoosier State:

It’s illegal to eat garlic and goto a movie house, theatre or ride on a public streetcar within four hours of eating said garlic.

In Elkhart Indiana, it is unlawful for barbers to threaten to cut kids’ ears off.

In Indiana, one may not have a mustache if he has a tendency to kiss other people all the time.

Indianappolis disallows one from collecting rags on Sundays and Holidays.

It is forbidden to throw your couch, computer, light or television accross the street.

The bars are not allowed to give drinks away on the house! (personally, I think this one is utter BS!)

If you are a pedestrian crossing the highway at night, you are prohibited from wearing tail lights.

Oral sex is against the law in the state of Indiana.

 

[bigscoop]

In the Hoosier State:

It’s illegal to eat garlic and goto a movie house, theatre or ride on a public streetcar within four hours of eating said garlic.

In Elkhart Indiana, it is unlawful for barbers to threaten to cut kids’ ears off.

In Indiana, one may not have a mustache if he has a tendency to kiss other people all the time.

Indianappolis disallows one from collecting rags on Sundays and Holidays.

It is forbidden to throw your couch, computer, light or television accross the street.

The bars are not allowed to give drinks away on the house! (personally, I think this one is utter BS!)

If you are a pedestrian crossing the highway at night, you are prohibited from wearing tail lights.

Oral sex is against the law in the state of Indiana.

I think the last one is only true if you're not wearing tail lights and getting drinks on the house.

 

[vibes]

In the Hoosier State:

It’s illegal to eat garlic and goto a movie house, theatre or ride on a public streetcar within four hours of eating said garlic.

In Elkhart Indiana, it is unlawful for barbers to threaten to cut kids’ ears off.

In Indiana, one may not have a mustache if he has a tendency to kiss other people all the time.

Indianappolis disallows one from collecting rags on Sundays and Holidays.

It is forbidden to throw your couch, computer, light or television accross the street.

The bars are not allowed to give drinks away on the house! (personally, I think this one is utter BS!)

If you are a pedestrian crossing the highway at night, you are prohibited from wearing tail lights.

Oral sex is against the law in the state of Indiana.

I think the last one is only true if you're not wearing tail lights and getting drinks on the house.

That's it....I'm tossing caution to the wind and gonna rag collect this Sunday...drunk but no tail lights. Hiya BigScoop...thanks for the Santa call

 

[bigscoop]

In the Hoosier State:

It’s illegal to eat garlic and goto a movie house, theatre or ride on a public streetcar within four hours of eating said garlic.

In Elkhart Indiana, it is unlawful for barbers to threaten to cut kids’ ears off.

In Indiana, one may not have a mustache if he has a tendency to kiss other people all the time.

Indianappolis disallows one from collecting rags on Sundays and Holidays.

It is forbidden to throw your couch, computer, light or television accross the street.

The bars are not allowed to give drinks away on the house! (personally, I think this one is utter BS!)

If you are a pedestrian crossing the highway at night, you are prohibited from wearing tail lights.

Oral sex is against the law in the state of Indiana.

I think the last one is only true if you're not wearing tail lights and getting drinks on the house.

That's it....I'm tossing caution to the wind and gonna rag collect this Sunday...drunk but no tail lights. Hiya BigScoop...thanks for the Santa call

No! No!...Folks!....That's not what she meant!................I only called her.

 

[nsdq]

in pa wives may dispose of esates of lunatic husbands

 

[Monty]

A couple of laws that have been repealed.
It is illegal to hitch a horse to a fire hydrant.
It is illegal to whip your wife with a switch that is larger than the diameter of your thumb.

One still in effect:
You can't buy a car on Sunday.
Monty

 

[Frankn]

In Baltimore city The parking code reads, You must park at least 6" from the curb and not more than 12". This law dates back to the days before the storm drains existed and water had follow the streets to the harbor.
Frank

 

[nsdq]

Missouri, criminals released after serving there time shall be given a 20 gold piece, 1 rifle, and a horse

 

[Felinepeachy]

Missouri, criminals released after serving there time shall be given a 20 gold piece, 1 rifle, and a horse

DANG, that's worth serving a bit of time for now days LOL

 

[nsdq]

Missouri, criminals released after serving there time shall be given a 20 gold piece, 1 rifle, and a horse

DANG, that's worth serving a bit of time for now days LOL

i think they stopped doing that in the late 1800s but it is still on the books in the court house archives in warrensburg mo