Bigscoops Tiki Bar is open........

Whooo, got a little toasty outside today. Need me one of those big cold fruity drinks with lots of crushed ice. Hey! Who's the new midget chick tending bar? I didn't hire her? :dontknow: Oh, I get it......very funny Butch! :laughing7:
 

Maaaaaaaan!

Is he wearing his drag queen speedo's again...?

86 that pervert...
 

Was going to hire these two.....but so much for that idea since Butch already hired the midget chick.

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truckinbutch said:
Hmf........ I've never been thrown out of a bar
before ........ Have had to fight my way out a few times against strong odds .
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Hey Butch....where you been hiding? :hello2: Poorhunter get lost hunting mushrooms again?
 

Found a nasty surprise when I woke up this morning . :BangHead: Any of you bar patrons know anything about who crapped in my Easter basket ?
 

cuba libra por favor -- ( cuban rum and coke with a twist of lime )-- spanish gold eh , my speciality -- :cross: marks the spot.
 

ivan salis said:
cuba libra por favor -- ( cuban rum and coke with a twist of lime )-- spanish gold eh , my speciality -- :cross: marks the spot.
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Rumor has the tiki bar was built over buried Spanish gold...........hey, wait a minute.........is that what you're implying? Here, have another Cuban rum & coke on me, pal. :laughing7:
 

truckinbutch said:
Found a nasty surprise when I woke up this morning . :BangHead: Any of you bar patrons know anything about who crapped in my Easter basket ?
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Sorry Buddy, When I was there you said I be right back.. Then it hit me, I wasn't about to come knockin on the bathroom door... So I found a temporary!!!!! :laughing9: Oh! Did your Hanky smell funny also, Butch! That wudn't Chocolate!!! :tongue3:
 

Psst! Hey, you guys aint a gonna beleive this! Member when Scoop slipped Trucker that Magical fruity patooty drink? Then he was found behind the jukebox.. Well I saw him standing over by the Bathroom, Where that El Douche, A$$ washer thingy is.. Well that dish of candies there by the water fountain, I noticed they looked funny, So I told stefen to try one, They were all matted together, so he pried a couple apart for a taste! He did, And said it tasted like the Arse of a cow, and made his fingers smell funny.. :laughing9::laughing9: :laughing9::laughing9:
 

Starting to sound like a Cheech and Chong routine...when Cheech Marin asks Chong what he had on the sole of his shoe...

Chong takes a sample with his finger and smells...say it smelled like dog doo...

Then Chong takes a lick and says it tastes like dog doO...

Cheech said 'Glad we didn't step in it...:laughing7:

Think we just saved Ole Humperdinck from getting his Bibb overalls soiled again...
 

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stefen said:
Starting to sound like a Cheech and Chong routine...when Cheech Marin asks Chong what he had on the sole of his shoe...

Chong takes a sample with his finger and smells...say it smelled like dog doo...

Then Chong takes a lick and says it tastes like dog doO...

Cheech said 'Glad we didn't step in it...:laughing7:

Think we just saved Ole Humperdinck from getting his Bibb overalls soiled again...
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So did it taste as it smelled? You know what they say, You are what you eat.. :tongue3:
 

Boy...you must be delirious...

As I said in the other post, smelled like fish...maybe Cat Fish...or Giant Clam...:laughing7:
 

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