Your best one liner!

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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?


so you’re the one.
 

Here's an Dizzy original....

If wishes were fishes we'd all catch limits
 

What is the difference between a low-rider and a cactus? A cactus the prick is on the outside
 

What did Crockett say to Bowie? Who ordered concrete?
 

I'm opening up a 'half-way' house for girls who won't go 'all the way'
 

Replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected accordion to a recent survey.

If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic.

My neighbour died after overdosing on Viagra. His wife took it very hard.

My kids are accusing me of having a "favourite child" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them.
 

whats the dif between a hoover and a harley ...the position of the dirt bag.
 

If you're playing golf with someone who keeps asking for advice on what they're doing wrong, just say:

"You're standing too close to the ball after you hit it"
 

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