Witty MD Shirt Sayings?

[Viddy]

I saw a few witty metal detecting stuff on shirts for sale before. I thought of a few ideas for shirts I'd like to have....

"Money doesn't grow on trees, it comes from the ground"

"CAUTION! LAND MINE DETECTING IN PROGRESS!"
(on back of shirt in bright bold lettering)

"Chicks Dig Diggers"

"My Straightshaft Is Longer Than Yours"

"NO, It's Not A Weed Whacker!"

"Yes, I Am A Swinger"

" EVIDENCE SEARCH TEAM. KEEP CLEAR 50 FT!"
(again, in big bold bright letters on back)

"Wife Won't let Me Come Home Until I Find Her Lost Ring"


............................anyone else have any?

 

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[feidzd]

You're so clever,well done.

 

[ticm]

Yah I would wear a t shirt with any of that stuff on it. I also like to play dungeons and dragons, play video games and go to star trek conventions.

 

[NOLA_Ken]

How about a cartoon ric savage sitting on a toilet yelling "BOOM BABY"?

And add a caption in the shows logo lettering "American Dumper"

 

[curbdiggercarl57]

They're helping me find my car keys! (For group hunts)
Dirty Dudes Dig Dirt Deep (Sung to the AC/DC song)
I'll think of a few more after my second cup of coffee.
Carl

 

[Gunrunner61]

No It's not a gieger counter!.......lol

 

[Terry Soloman]

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[Viddy]

ticm.... i still have all my D&D books and modules from the 70's and 80's.... how's that?.....LOL

NOLA_Ken that's friggin hilarious! American Dumper!