why oh why for the gals of tnet

[wildrider]

But I still like my CALGON Baths and dressing up...I'm just an ALL AMERICAN GIRL!!!

Hmmm I like my Calgon baths too. Really like the little effervescent tablets that make it like laying in Alka Seltzer. AND I still get a yuk outta making my own bubbles ....how about a big Arrrrgh! When I hear Navy, I think of the Village People for some reason

 

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[Gypsy Heart]

works for me .........

 

[Kentucky Kache]

works for me .........

BATH? Is it that time of year already?

 

[wildrider]

Ok maybe it was just soda straws up the nose and not hotdogs.
But you have to admit watching women trying to stuff hotdogs up their nose would be quite entertaining.
When we camp at Jim's can I be the entertainment coordinator?

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Hmmmm,I didn't know i was a whimpy geeky nerd? LOL.

Well....now you know....sorry to have to break it to you like this...LOL...Dont feel bad tho....all the Tnet guys are in the same boat....

You talk like its a bad thing.......

Actually the Whimpy geeky nerdy men of Tnet is the Tnet Gals secret treasure from the rest of the world.....shhhhh.....dont tell anyone

 

[ivan salis]

geek --guess so -- dorky --- yah --- nerd -- could be --- but wimpy --never !!!
(just ask my wife) --- oh well 3 outta 4 ain't bad --- Ivan (the geeky,dorky but not whimpy nerd)

 

[imafishingnutt]

how is it that most of us 40 year old men can have a bald head a beer belly
have a plummers crack with more crack then harlem
and still think he is sexy.......
LOL

 

[ivan salis]

the reason most men over 40 still think their studs rather than duds--- is because their "pharoh's" or ===" king of de nile"=== luckily geeks and nerds having worked on having brains rather than just mere brawn tend to peak during those over 40 + years --- because we can actually have a "conversation" with a woman that makes sense -- its a lot like the way the "giggilly" bleach blonde bimbo types who at 40 + become "queen of de nile" as they tend to lose their sex appeal --- but don't seem to get it --- sad really sad. Ivan

 

[Charles Oak Island NC]

Mr Pumpkin waiting on me to take him beach detecting. Said he ain't a nerd he doesn't wear black sox's heck he ain't got any feet. But he sure loves this time of year.

 

[strike it rich]

so when is this calendar going to ready gals

 

[SgtSki in MI]

OK, OK!!! I won't wear a white T-shirt, plaid bermuda shorts, black sox with sandals, clip-on sunglasses, or my straw hat with the built-in green transparent sunvisor anymore!!!

Just kiddin' usually I'm out with my hiking boots, jeans with at least one blown-out knee, a T-shirt that is VERY grubby by the time I'm done, my cartridge belt holding my goodie pouch and digger, my trusty old worn-out Minelab hat, a towel to put dirt on while I'm looking for my find, and that's about it. Let me look and maybe I can find a pic....nope, it's on my flash drive. I'll post it tomorrow!!!

HH,
SgtSki

 

[BuckleBoy]

Nerdy? Glasses? Nah! I don't think they'd wanna bump into me in the woods...

-Buckleboy

​

 

[Iron Patch]

Nerdy? Glasses? Nah! I don't think they'd wanna bump into me in the woods...

-Buckleboy

​

Dude there's a Seinfeld commercial that totally ruins my image of you, and probably anyone else who reads this and has seen it.

I hear it in the background while I'm on the computer, but Jerry says something like.... "He's a Bubbleboy, he lives in a Bubble." Now every time I see your posts I hear Seinfeld in the back of my mind saying... He's a Buckleboy but he doesn't say where you live. I'm guessing it's not in a buckle.

....but it's still better than what Kramer says.

 

[BuckleBoy]

Nerdy? Glasses? Nah! I don't think they'd wanna bump into me in the woods...

-Buckleboy

​

Dude there's a Seinfeld commercial that totally ruins my image of you, and probably anyone else who reads this and has seen it.

I hear it in the background while I'm on the computer, but Jerry says something like.... "He's a Bubbleboy, he lives in a Bubble." Now every time I see your posts I hear Seinfeld in the back of my mind saying... He's a Buckleboy but he doesn't say where you live. I'm guessing it's not in a buckle.

....but it's still better than what Kramer says.

Thanks! I hadn't thought about that until you said it...and now it will HAUNT MY MIND FOREVER. I do live on a planet called BUCKLE. It is in the far nether-regions of space. Peculiar thing about this planet is that I'm the only normal looking dude there...although there are a lot of guys that look like Howard Stern running around in JUMPSUITS.

 

[Iron Patch]

Nerdy? Glasses? Nah! I don't think they'd wanna bump into me in the woods...

-Buckleboy

​

Dude there's a Seinfeld commercial that totally ruins my image of you, and probably anyone else who reads this and has seen it.

I hear it in the background while I'm on the computer, but Jerry says something like.... "He's a Bubbleboy, he lives in a Bubble." Now every time I see your posts I hear Seinfeld in the back of my mind saying... He's a Buckleboy but he doesn't say where you live. I'm guessing it's not in a buckle.

....but it's still better than what Kramer says.

Thanks! I hadn't thought about that until you said it...and now it will HAUNT MY MIND FOREVER. I do live on a planet called BUCKLE. It is in the far nether-regions of space. Peculiar thing about this planet is that I'm the only normal looking dude there...although there are a lot of guys that look like Howard Stern running around in JUMPSUITS.

hahaha That ain't me dude. I just took a victim from google when I typed "super hero" searching images. I think that picture came up gay French super hero. I just added the logo and shades.

 

[SgtSki in MI]

OK, OK!!! I won't wear a white T-shirt, plaid bermuda shorts, black sox with sandals, clip-on sunglasses, or my straw hat with the built-in green transparent sunvisor anymore!!!

Just kiddin' usually I'm out with my hiking boots, jeans with at least one blown-out knee, a T-shirt that is VERY grubby by the time I'm done, my cartridge belt holding my goodie pouch and digger, my trusty old worn-out Minelab hat, a towel to put dirt on while I'm looking for my find, and that's about it. Let me look and maybe I can find a pic....nope, it's on my flash drive. I'll post it tomorrow!!!

HH,
SgtSki

OK here I am in the wild in all of my grubby glory while hunting in Pana, IL a few years ago (Found an 1887-S Seated Dime and a nice silver thimble that day, too!). Sorry that I don't look like I stepped from the pages of a Garrett brochure or book!!!



This is actually the ONLY picture that I have of me out detecting. The other people in the picture have been cropped out to protect the guilty, but anyone who had an Explorer in the pre-SE days and hunted in STL and SE Illinois probably know who the guy in the red T-shirt is behind me (Ric). Also in the pic were TC, Golddigger, and Mike from Ohio.

HH,
SgtSki

 

[SgtSki in MI]

One more time....IN German!!! (Noch einmal, auf Deutsch!)

I guess I'm in the same boat as the post from Ron and Ann - from Army counterparts!!

I don't really know any good pirate songs, but how 'bout this?

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay. (FILL THIS IN WITH (S)HE
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions)


Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

Yes, I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.



b

Monty Python did this in German too.....let's see if I can remember it:

"Das Holzfällerliederhosen Song" (For German Lumberjacks)



(chorus):
Ich bin ein Holzfäller und fühl' mich stark,
Ich schläf' des Nachts und hack' am Tag.
Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark,
Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag.

Ich fälle Bäume, ich ess mein Brot,
Ich geh auf das WC,<<<<<(pronounced "Vay-Say")
Am Mittwoch geh ich shopping,
Kau Kekse zum Kaffee.

(chorus)

Ich fälle Bäume und hüpf und spring,
Steck Blumen in die Vas'
Ich schlüpf in Frauenkleider
Und lümmel mich in Bars.

Er fällt die Bäume, er hüpft und springt,
Steckt Blumen in die Vas'
Er schlüpft in Frauenkleider
Und lümmelt sich in Bars...?

(chorus)

Ich fälle Bäume, trag Stöckelschuh
Und Strumpf- und Büstenhalter.
Wär gern ein kleines Mädchen
So wie mein Onkel Walter.

Er fällt die Bäume, trägt Stöckelschuh
Und Strumpf- und Büstenhalter...?
...Wär gern ein kleines Mädchen
So wie dein Onkel Walter?!?!

(chorus)


Lyrics by: Michael Palin, Terry Jones & Fred Tomlinson
From 'Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus'

......I had to check my spelling and grammar, but I think this is pretty much it.

The last line actually translates differently than the English version....in English it would go:

"I cut down trees, and wear high heels,
and panties and a bra.
I wish I were a little girl,
just like my Uncle Walter!"

Hey, it rhymes in German!!


HH,
SgtSki

 

[ivan salis]

nerk --- part nerd / part dork --- new metal detecting buss word (a nerdy dork metal detectorist) but not whimpy---

whi nerk -- a whimpy nerk

 

[trixster]

Nerd? Geek? Wimp? They can talk to my mastiff ..... he's the one without the pocket protector

 

[strike it rich]

so any update for the calander release please