Chug And Red
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Who says police officers don't have a sense of humor?
So you thought police officers didn't have a sense of humor.... The
following were taken off of actual police car videos around the
Country:
#14 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
out after you wear them awhile."
>
#13"Take your hands off the car, or I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document."
>
#12 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
>
#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
>
#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
it will help. Oh .. did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
>
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."
>
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
>
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and see animals."
>
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."
>
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
>
#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
>
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
>
#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of
yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
>
and the best one . .
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ...... You're right,
we don't. .. Sign here."
_________________
Red
So you thought police officers didn't have a sense of humor.... The
following were taken off of actual police car videos around the
Country:
#14 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
out after you wear them awhile."
>
#13"Take your hands off the car, or I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document."
>
#12 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
>
#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
>
#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
it will help. Oh .. did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
>
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."
>
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
>
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and see animals."
>
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."
>
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
>
#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
>
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
>
#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of
yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
>
and the best one . .
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ...... You're right,
we don't. .. Sign here."
_________________
Red
