Guys who can't hit the bowl from less than 18" away. Crap, why not? It's not like you're Drew Brees trying to drop a pass into a 12" circle from 40 yards away!
When the toilet seat is up, they miss the bowl --- go through the seat --- and piss on the cover, spraying the seat and the floor with urine! I'm pretty sure it isn't an accident.
If we had minors working here, that would be one thing. These are supposed to be adults. What, were their mommies to cheap to buy Cheerios? A three year old boy sees it as a real challenge to keep "pushing" a oat cereal under with his pee pee. Maybe I'll buy a box and take each of our delivery guys back there and let them have a go at it.
"Stick buns" are not for me . . . time to strike back.
Rather than whine though, I think I'm going to invent a "cure".
- As a former "hardware hacker" I have a few "moisture sensors" lying around.
- Working in a furniture store, I have access to some water pumps for ice makers.
- As an assistant working with security systems, I have access to some compact 12v batteries to power the pumps.
- As a solid state aficionado, I have some skills in building circuits to "create" interesting items of an electric nature.
- Thanks to a friend, I have some small IV bags to hold the apple cider vinegar (wanted to use skunk scent, but I need to keep my job for the health insurance).
In my old life, I have excelled at "revenge" pranks --- co workers used to call me other names we can't use here.
When it's done, I may try to market it --- especially if it's the boss who is the guilty party.