WHAT IS A FART?

[stefen]

A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget....
Sweet old farts like you!

 

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[DigginThePast]

It was like a bad accident. I just had to look.

 

[truckinbutch]

It was like a bad accident. I just had to look.

Ur curiosity satisfied ?

 

[DigginThePast]

It was like a bad accident. I just had to look.

Ur curiosity satisfied ?

Yeah, but something just doesn't smell right about this thread.

Anyone know the definition of "a surprise"?

 

[sniffer]

pull my finger.

 

[stefen]

Suprise?

Let me guess....its a fart with a lump in it....

Whats an accident?

(You're too slow....)

Its a wet one...

What's a barp?

Burp and a...at the same time....

 

[DigginThePast]

Suprise?

Let me guess....its a fart with a lump in it....

Whats an accident?

(You're too slow....)

Its a wet one...

What's a barp?

Burp and a...at the same time....

 

[stefen]

Interesting, water comes in 3 states; solid (ice), liquid (water) and gaseous (steam)

What are the 3 states of a fart?

 

[aa battery]

ffffrrrttt

 

[Shortstack]

Interesting, water comes in 3 states; solid (ice), liquid (water) and gaseous (steam)

What are the 3 states of a fart?

Silent; Loud; and, DAMMMMMMMMMMMN! (or oooooh sh-t)

 

[Rich in Texas]

Reading that was like watching a train wreck in slow motion, I just couldn't stop!

 

[stefen]

Interesting, water comes in 3 states; solid (ice), liquid (water) and gaseous (steam)

What are the 3 states of a fart?

Silent; Loud; and, DAMMMMMMMMMMMN! (or oooooh sh-t)

 

[rwsnc]

And if you're over 60, always remember ...... Never trust a fart

 

[sniffer]

if you do it could fill your shoes. ROFL

 

[rwsnc]

if you do it could fill your shoes. ROFL

Sniffer.... with a name like that..... I don't know if you should be posting to this thread..

 

[sniffer]

now that's profiling, I only play the part. LOL

 

[stefen]

Why do farts stink?












So deaf people can appreciate them too

 

[sniffer]

they're sharp too

















they can go through your clothes and not even leave a hole

 

[Glenns5900]

There is an Irish singer named Seamus Kennedy that sings ballads at some of the irish festivals around the country. He has a song that starts out like this.

A monkey fart should smell like a bananna.

 

[stefen]

There is an Irish singer named Seamus Kennedy that sings ballads at some of the irish festivals around the country. He has a song that starts out like this.

A monkey fart should smell like a bananna.

Monkey see doo