Minstrel
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Water and Wine
To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine...and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor),
because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting..
Remember:
Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.
... I did not "snope.com" this... if you find inconsistencies, drink some water... then call me.
To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine...and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor),
because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting..
Remember:
Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.
... I did not "snope.com" this... if you find inconsistencies, drink some water... then call me.
