Well good lord, if they'll tell me when they're coming, I'll have some coffee and kleachea ready for them!

No need to wreck the house, I'll do like my grandma, give them a tour!

Open every drawer in every room and give them a detailed history of everything!
I just got a real hard time, seeing myself, or
my 83 yr old step mother, as a terrorists! She stores more food than I do! Heck, she'll cook in one day, what 4 ppl can't eat in 3! And then eat on it, for a week and a half!
And yes, she's at that church every Sunday! I know she's terrorized me in the past, possibly others, with judgmental conditonings and quilt, but I'd never think to have her "put down" for it! 
oops, have I said too much yet?
Yes, my dad was a vet. He's no threat now, he's dead. Unless they are worried about zombies? Is it? LOL!
Did I ever tell ya'll. I once asked my husband, if he was ever worried about someone kidnapping me?
He busted out laughing so hard, said if someone did, they'd bring me back and pay HIM, to take me off their hands!
I wouldn't be worth wasting a bullet on.
