THE Random Chat Thread - AKA "The RCT" - No shirt or shoes required - Open 24 / 7

[traveller777]

We certainly get some strange looks from the uninitiated at times. Grunt humor is often misunderstood!

We understand you and appreciate you sir.

 

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[ARC]

We certainly get some strange looks from the uninitiated at times. Grunt humor is often misunderstood!

Urinated ? ? ?

Oh,,, uninitiated... sorry

 

[Blak bart]

 

[crashbandicoot]

Dam crash. That shit ain't right.

I rest my case!

 

[crashbandicoot]

Urinated ? ? ?

Oh,,, uninitiated... sorry

S,alright!

 

[Bamasteve]

Best Asian food I,ve ever eaten was in a little restaurant across the street from the main gate of the base I was stationed at on Okinawa. I,ve never had Fried Rice any where since as good as what they made.Chinese ain,t even close!

Best I ever got was in Uijongbu South Korea, spent a year over there in the late 80’s

 

[ARC]

MANY moons ago I knew an artist from Thailand... at a party one night there was nothing decent to eat...

Next thing we know we have a 3 course meal that was kickin thanks to him in record time.

Get this... nothing but noodles and condiments stew / soup was main course and we couldn't get enough.

Could have been the weed smoke that helped it but it was great :P

 

[ARC]

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[ARC]

And on that note... off to get horizontal.

G night Crew... hold fast and steady as she goes.

C u n a.m

 

[WHADIFIND]

PFFFTTTHHHIIITTTTTBBBIITTT!!!!

Oooooohhhhhhhh!!!!
So *THAT* is how you spell that!!!!

 

[crashbandicoot]

Oooooohhhhhhhh!!!!
So *THAT* is how you spell that!!!!

Look up the cartoon "Bill the Cat" in the comic strip "Bloom County" by Berkely Breathed. That,s where I learned to spell that! Gotta give credit where credit is due! A handy thing to know! My Momma once said my head was a vast storehouse of useless knowledge. I loved her any way,she was a good Momma!

 

[WHADIFIND]

Soooooo.......as an aside.

I had this plastic bottle on the porch for a while. Today, I went out to get it and it was gone!!

After an extensive search I found it lying behind some bushes in the yard.

Aha! I said....one of those "masked bandits" I suspect! But.....that ain't the funny part!

Guess what it used to contain?

Now *THAT* is a statement!!!! LOL!!

 

[traveller777]

Soooooo.......as an aside.

I had this plastic bottle on the porch for a while. Today, I went out to get it and it was gone!!

After an extensive search I found it lying behind some bushes in the yard.

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Aha! I said....one of those "masked bandits" I suspect! But.....that ain't the funny part!

Guess what it used to contain?


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Now *THAT* is a statement!!!! LOL!!

I sprayed that around some young sunflowers I set out. The rabbits used it as salad dressing. But in fairness it was a few years old

 

[crashbandicoot]

Soooooo.......as an aside.

I had this plastic bottle on the porch for a while. Today, I went out to get it and it was gone!!

After an extensive search I found it lying behind some bushes in the yard.

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Aha! I said....one of those "masked bandits" I suspect! But.....that ain't the funny part!

Guess what it used to contain?


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Now *THAT* is a statement!!!! LOL!!

You should send it back to the company with a demand for your money back!

 

[WHADIFIND]

I sprayed that around some young sunflowers I set out. The rabbits used it as salad dressing. But in fairness it was a few years old

This was less than a month old.

 

[traveller777]

This was less than a month old.

Looks like a dog. Pretty wide bite. If we were in southern hemisphere I would say a bandicoot had chewed on it.

 

[pepperj]

Savvy, Lady WD. Pepper has a birthday in 2 days. What to get a ship mate that has everything.

Say what!
News Release Missing
No wonder he's 3rd class cabin boy.
Oh ✋️
I read he was promoted.
So typical for the brown 👃 to get the best gig.

 

[traveller777]

Say what!
News Release Missing
No wonder he's 3rd class cabin boy.
Oh ✋️
I read he was promoted.
So typical for the brown 👃 to get the best gig.

Oh pepper. Tsk, tsk, tsk. That old green eyed monster of jealousy has consumed you.

 

[pepperj]

Pirates and their codes! Blimey!
WannaDig3687
3687
7863
07/08/1963
So the answer is yes. Yes I do.

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Brilliant you'll be fartynine then.

 

[crashbandicoot]

Brilliant you'll be fartynine then.

Women never age beyond 39!