Welcome back my friends to the THREAD that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside!
There behind a glass is a real blade of grass be careful as you pass
Move along! Move along!
Come inside, the show's about to start guaranteed to blow your head apart Rest assured you'll get your money's worth The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll ... Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! What a scene!
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand to SEPAMAN's Ragtime Band
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show! Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool Seven virgins and a mule Keep it cool. Keep it cool
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown were exclusively our own
All our own. All our own
Come and see the show! Come and see the show! Come and see the show! See the show!