mrs.oroblanco
Silver Member
- Jan 2, 2008
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- Tesoro Lobo & Garrett Stinger
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- All Treasure Hunting
I know you Jose -
Broads first - then they serve the tea and the coffee, right?
The mule can get you everything else.
B
You know that story, right Jose? Priorities have to be set. Picture this" It's the French Foreign Legion - a new commander is assigned to the post. When he arrives there, he takes a tour of the post, which is located in a very remote desert area in Mexico. (somewhere near Tayopa during the days of Maximillian)
After touring the whole post, he asks the Sargent what the men use for recreation. The Sargent takes him around back, and shows him a mule. The Sargent says "The men usually use the mule, sir" The new commander is shocked - but figures - these guys spend months at a time with no women, and he shouldn't judge them.
After a few, lonely months at the post, the commander starts thinking about that mule. He calls the Sargent, and asks the Sargent to get the mule ready for him. The Sargent holds the mule for the commander, and the commander proceeds.
After the deed is done, the commander is pulling up his drawers, and says to the Sargent "Well, Sargent, is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sargent says, slowly - Well, sir, the men usually saddle her up and ride her into town".
B
Broads first - then they serve the tea and the coffee, right?
The mule can get you everything else.
B
You know that story, right Jose? Priorities have to be set. Picture this" It's the French Foreign Legion - a new commander is assigned to the post. When he arrives there, he takes a tour of the post, which is located in a very remote desert area in Mexico. (somewhere near Tayopa during the days of Maximillian)
After touring the whole post, he asks the Sargent what the men use for recreation. The Sargent takes him around back, and shows him a mule. The Sargent says "The men usually use the mule, sir" The new commander is shocked - but figures - these guys spend months at a time with no women, and he shouldn't judge them.
After a few, lonely months at the post, the commander starts thinking about that mule. He calls the Sargent, and asks the Sargent to get the mule ready for him. The Sargent holds the mule for the commander, and the commander proceeds.
After the deed is done, the commander is pulling up his drawers, and says to the Sargent "Well, Sargent, is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sargent says, slowly - Well, sir, the men usually saddle her up and ride her into town".
B
