A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and
every once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her..."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
out of that bag..."
"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can
still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop "How did you get all that money?
Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my backyard backs up to the
parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of
fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say: '$20 or
off it comes!'"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's
in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."
bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and
every once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her..."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
out of that bag..."
"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can
still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop "How did you get all that money?
Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my backyard backs up to the
parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of
fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say: '$20 or
off it comes!'"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's
in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."
