story of a little silver lie or; dancin the drastic fantastic

Aug 27, 2006
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WHAT KIND OF TREASURE ARE WE HUNTING TODAY ?
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MINELAB E TRAC, EXCAL2,QUATTRO,WHITE 6000 DI PRO SL,EAGLE SPECTRUM,SILVER UMAX ,BANDIDO UMAX VARIOUS VINTAGE
so, im at my dump bank yesterday.returning those ever present already checked halves. as the teller takes the bag off the machine i let out an involuntary groan.why the groan? it is because i have just gone thru 6 boxes of near skunks for a total of 4 lonely 40 per centers. and here i see much silver in the coin bag that the teller is taking off the machine.the groan is because i know i will not be able to get my hands on the silver. i have asked there previously if i could "buy back" the bag coming off the machine.NO WAY...GOES TO FED ONLY ONCE BAGGED. WEeelllll this is a teller i dont know. my mind is racing wildly.i said I SOMEHOW RETURNED THE WRONG SACK. my kids just spent several days sorting these out. and i just dumped their coin collection by mistake.NO THEY JUST CANT SELL THE BAG BACK. what about letting me look thru the bag and pick out the coins i want and replace with other half dollars from my car. WELL THEY WENT FOR IT!!! SO IM SORTING EM OUT IN FULL VIEW AT THE COUNTER. tryin 2 hurry and score and get out. i had to show the teller about the silver ones and how to tell the difference. something i hated to do. she seemed the ditzy type so prob little harm done. bottom line is left w 189 40 percenterz. boxes have been quite crummy lately. drastic times call for DRASTIC MEASURES. I dont like making up excuses but if it will gain SILVER AND AINT ILLEGAL IM IN ;D
 

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Re: drastic measures for the times incl educating a telller.ugf!

Genius pure genius.
 

Re: drastic measures for the times incl educating a telller.ugf!

Scrounger....hahaha you live up to your name bud. My hat is off to you for trying so hard.

Golden Silver
 

Re: drastic measures for the times incl educating a telller.ugf!

i guess i been into sooo much silver that somehow,some of it rubbed off onto my tongue.

my bud in school always called me a silver tongued devil. i was great at wrangling with the admin . too bad it didnt carry over to dealing w my wife. :D

maybe the silver got on my tongue from kissing coins.

UPDATE there was one 90 per cent Ken so that makes 188 forty percenterz
 

Re: drastic measures for the times incl educating a telller.ugf!

BRILLIANT! somebody buy that man a guinness!
 

Re: drastic measures for the times incl educating a telller.ugf!

Great Story!! Give it a name!!! :thumbsup:
 

Scrounge...I like the new name and in fact think it should be used anytime someone says they told a lie. Instead they should say dancin the drastic fantastic. Nice.

Golden Silver
 

Lying and involving your kids ? Fast thinking, but the bad karma will come back to bite you.

IMHO
 

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