Senility Sets In

[stefen]

A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of
draining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the
examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went
as follows:

D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear.
L: ?eh?
D: Madam - You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!
L: ??EH??
D: (shouting) --IN YOUR EAR! -- A SUPPOSITORY!!!
L: Oh, thank Goodness - now I know where I put my hearing aid....

 

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[GunFarce]

The elderly fisherman and his wife wanted to have a baby, so he sent her to the doctor to see how likely it could be..The doctor examined her, and then said loudly into her 'good' ear.. Well, I've checked you all over, and have discovered that you have insufficient passage, and if you have a baby, it would be a miracle.. Looking a bit confused, she went home. Her husband met her at the door, and excitedly said Well!!! What did the doctor say? I don't really know she said.. He mumbled that I have a Fish in my passage, and if I have one, it will be a mackerel!!