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LOL! MENSTRUATIONAL !!!! Ask a woman!
"Men strudel" is a pie you can get in Germany and it looks like THIS: View attachment 1739447
View attachment 1739453 Gosh... with you together for 3 weeks in a desert and we don´t die from drying out or starvation but from laughing to DEATH
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And what´s the goal of the game? Grab your balls as fast you can and shout Hee-Hee Sounds BORING
For you, Tom.
What is the difference between a Turk and a Bavarian?
The Turkish person can speak better German.
A German and an American are building houses. They place a bet on whose house will be finished first. After four weeks, the American announces triumphantly, ‘Only 14 days and I’m finished!’ to which his German friend excitedly replies, ‘Only 14 more forms to fill out and then I can get started?!’
An American, a German and someone from Tyrol (in Austria) are sitting in a ski hut. When the American finishes his glass of Budweiser, he throws it in the air, takes out his revolver and shoots the glass into a thousand pieces before saying, ‘we have so much money in America, we don’t drink from the same glass twice’.
The German orders his glass of Warsteiner, drinks it, throws it in the air, steals the American’s revolver and shoots the glass into a thousand pieces. ‘In Germany’, he says, ‘we have so much money we also don’t need to drink from the same glass twice’.
Not wanting to be left out, the local Tyroler drinks his Gösser, steals the American’s gun, shoots the German and says, ‘In Tyrol, we have so many Germans, we don’t have to drink with the same one twice’.
What do you call a pissed off German? Sauerkraut.
After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be - Bonn or Berlin - a compromise was struck: Paris.
Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says: "Consider the word for 'butterfly'. In Spanish, it is pronounced 'Mariposa', a beautiful sounding word." The French man says: "True, but 'Papillion', the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful." "What's wrong with 'Schmetterling'?" - asks the German.
How does every German joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
I would like to see multi-player games as well!
That can developed into a multi-player game,... Yeah, it's time to hunt some snakes.
...and that is a good reason NOT to eat at a Chinese restaurant in Kentucky!... Pets seem to have a difficult time in your area .
ACK DU LIEBER!-
An American, a russian, a german and a refugee sitting in a train.
The american lights up a Havana Cigar, takes one breath, opens the window and throws it out. Than he says, we have so many of them, we don´t care.
The russian opens a bottle of the best vodka, takes a sip and throws the bottle out of the window. He says, we have so many of it, we don´t care.
The german looks around for a second, suddenly he grab the refugee and throws him out of the window..... I guess you know what he will say
...and that is a good reason NOT to eat at a Chinese restaurant in Kentucky!
Went detecting the backyard, found a penny. Woohoo. I'd like to know who leaves little bits of melted aluminum at almost a foot deep. They keep coming up as 80 VDI!
The wreckers were busy at this spot breaking ships. I believe I found the dial and tumblers and what was left of a safe !! Got to be a coin or 2 at this site......I'm finding an entire wreckers camp here. The relics multiply with every hunt here. all sorts of ship related latches,catches and other bits of fittings and rigging. Think the long piece of bronze is part of a porthole frame.