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Muntz metal from yesterday......lots of wrecker activity here at this spot. [video]https://shipwrecks.com/muntz-metal-hull-sheathing/[/video]
 

Read the link RR.....it was used to cover the bottom of ships from around your favorite time period, 1850s and up through the civil war times.
 

Simon,

R2 right out of the sealed card with custom mount and a Yoda with custom mount :icon_thumright:

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Tom, I hate to even ask what men strudel:dontknow: means.

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LOL! MENSTRUATIONAL !!!! Ask a woman! :laughing7:

"Men strudel" is a pie you can get in Germany and it looks like THIS: herrentorte-vorsicht-nicht-fuer-kinder.jpg


ScentedDeadGuppy-small.gif Gosh... with you together for 3 weeks in a desert and we don´t die from drying out or starvation but from laughing to DEATH :headbang:
 

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LOL! MENSTRUATIONAL !!!! Ask a woman! :laughing7:

"Men strudel" is a pie you can get in Germany and it looks like THIS: View attachment 1739447


View attachment 1739453 Gosh... with you together for 3 weeks in a desert and we don´t die from drying out or starvation but from laughing to DEATH :headbang:



I'm a little...how should I say this...dense when it comes to some topics.

I'll take that pie, or strudel or what ever the heck it is, lol!
 

For you, Tom.



What is the difference between a Turk and a Bavarian?

The Turkish person can speak better German.


A German and an American are building houses. They place a bet on whose house will be finished first. After four weeks, the American announces triumphantly, ‘Only 14 days and I’m finished!’ to which his German friend excitedly replies, ‘Only 14 more forms to fill out and then I can get started?!’


An American, a German and someone from Tyrol (in Austria) are sitting in a ski hut. When the American finishes his glass of Budweiser, he throws it in the air, takes out his revolver and shoots the glass into a thousand pieces before saying, ‘we have so much money in America, we don’t drink from the same glass twice’.

The German orders his glass of Warsteiner, drinks it, throws it in the air, steals the American’s revolver and shoots the glass into a thousand pieces. ‘In Germany’, he says, ‘we have so much money we also don’t need to drink from the same glass twice’.

Not wanting to be left out, the local Tyroler drinks his Gösser, steals the American’s gun, shoots the German and says, ‘In Tyrol, we have so many Germans, we don’t have to drink with the same one twice’.



What do you call a pissed off German? Sauerkraut.



After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be - Bonn or Berlin - a compromise was struck: Paris.




Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says: "Consider the word for 'butterfly'. In Spanish, it is pronounced 'Mariposa', a beautiful sounding word." The French man says: "True, but 'Papillion', the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful." "What's wrong with 'Schmetterling'?" - asks the German.


How does every German joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
 

For you, Tom.



What is the difference between a Turk and a Bavarian?

The Turkish person can speak better German.


A German and an American are building houses. They place a bet on whose house will be finished first. After four weeks, the American announces triumphantly, ‘Only 14 days and I’m finished!’ to which his German friend excitedly replies, ‘Only 14 more forms to fill out and then I can get started?!’


An American, a German and someone from Tyrol (in Austria) are sitting in a ski hut. When the American finishes his glass of Budweiser, he throws it in the air, takes out his revolver and shoots the glass into a thousand pieces before saying, ‘we have so much money in America, we don’t drink from the same glass twice’.

The German orders his glass of Warsteiner, drinks it, throws it in the air, steals the American’s revolver and shoots the glass into a thousand pieces. ‘In Germany’, he says, ‘we have so much money we also don’t need to drink from the same glass twice’.

Not wanting to be left out, the local Tyroler drinks his Gösser, steals the American’s gun, shoots the German and says, ‘In Tyrol, we have so many Germans, we don’t have to drink with the same one twice’.



What do you call a pissed off German? Sauerkraut.



After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be - Bonn or Berlin - a compromise was struck: Paris.




Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says: "Consider the word for 'butterfly'. In Spanish, it is pronounced 'Mariposa', a beautiful sounding word." The French man says: "True, but 'Papillion', the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful." "What's wrong with 'Schmetterling'?" - asks the German.


How does every German joke start? By looking over your shoulder.

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:laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7: They are known here too in very similar versions!!

An American, a russian, a german and a refugee sitting in a train.
The american lights up a Havana Cigar, takes one breath, opens the window and throws it out. Than he says, we have so many of them, we don´t care.
The russian opens a bottle of the best vodka, takes a sip and throws the bottle out of the window. He says, we have so many of it, we don´t care.
The german looks around for a second, suddenly he grab the refugee and throws him out of the window..... I guess you know what he will say :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:
 

Now here are some jokes about my state.



Deep in the back woods of Letcher County Kentucky, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am doing!'

Soon a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down, I think there's another one coming.'

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' said the doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. 'No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!' cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor, . .. . . ....

'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?'



The Kentucky Derby is like sex..
...all this build up for two minutes of action.


A man is out pheasant hunting and finds a trespasser hunting on his land. The trespasser has just shot a pheasant. After some heated discussion, the landowner says, "I'll tell you what. Let's play Kentucky Three-Kick. If you win, you keep the bird". The trespasser asks. "What is Kentucky Three-Kick? I've never heard of that." The landowner replies, "I kick you 3 times, then you kick me 3 times, and so on. The one who gives up first loses" The trespasser agrees. The landowner cranks up, and kicks him in the gut. He doubles over in pain. The landowner kicks him in the head, and he straightens up. Finally, the landowner kicks him in the crotch, dropping him to the ground. After a while he manages to struggle to his feet. He takes a breath, and through clenched teeth says, "My turn!" The landowner smiles and says, "Nah, I give up. You can keep the bird".



How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?
If was created anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.


Two travelers are driving past a, "Welcome to Lewisville, Kentucky!", sign and ...
They can't decide if it's pronounce LouiS-ville or Louey-ville. So they decide to settle it by asking at a burger place they pull up to.

"Hi we're from out of town and have a bet about how locals pronounce this place"?

The local says deliberately and slowly, "Burger... King".


Once, three fugitives were on the run from the police.
Walking down a street together one day, a police recognised them and ask for their names. The first looked around, and said, “Calvin, Calvin Klein.”
The second one, catching on, looked around for other brands and said, “Marc, Marc Jacobs.”
The third one, looked around and said, “Ken.” The police officer asked,”Ken what?”

“Kentucky Fried Chicken”


Three men are on a road trip across the US...
One is from Kentucky, another is from Tennessee and the last if from West Virginia.

So they are on the road and the man from Kentucky gets hungry so they decide to stop and get some food. He stops and buys some peanuts and a drink. As hes checking out the lady says

"Oh you must be from Kentucky!"

He replies

"Why yes I am. How did you know?"

"I could tell by your accent"

So they get back on the road. Next, the man from Tennessee gets thirsty so they stop.

"Hi can I get a Coke?"

"Sure!, Let me guess you're from Tennessee?"

"Yes I am ma'am how did you know?"

"I could tell by your accent"

So they get back on the road. Finally, the man from West Virginia gets hungry so they stop.

"Can I get some beef jerky and a Sprite please?"

"Of Course, You're from West Virginia right?"

"Let me guess, because of my accent?"

"No sir, this is a hardware store"


A Duke fan, a Kentucky fan, and a Tennessee fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most.

The Tennessee fan insists that he is the most loyal and then yells “This is for the Vols!” and jumps off the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the UK fan next professes his love for his team. He screams “This is for the Cats!” and pushes the Duke fan off the mountain.
 

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An American, a russian, a german and a refugee sitting in a train.
The american lights up a Havana Cigar, takes one breath, opens the window and throws it out. Than he says, we have so many of them, we don´t care.
The russian opens a bottle of the best vodka, takes a sip and throws the bottle out of the window. He says, we have so many of it, we don´t care.
The german looks around for a second, suddenly he grab the refugee and throws him out of the window..... I guess you know what he will say :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:
ACK DU LIEBER! :laughing9: :laughing7::laughing11:
 

...and that is a good reason NOT to eat at a Chinese restaurant in Kentucky! :thumbsup:

They get shot by people looking for target practice, killed by coyotes and feral dogs, they fight with bobcats, and once in a while the eagles will be seen with something in their claws.
 

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The wreckers were busy at this spot breaking ships. I believe I found the dial and tumblers and what was left of a safe !! Got to be a coin or 2 at this site......I'm finding an entire wreckers camp here. The relics multiply with every hunt here.20190803_124622.jpg all sorts of ship related latches,catches and other bits of fittings and rigging. Think the long piece of bronze is part of a porthole frame.
 

Went detecting the backyard, found a penny. Woohoo. I'd like to know who leaves little bits of melted aluminum at almost a foot deep. They keep coming up as 80 VDI!

RR
I had a MXT at one time. If you're in a bunch of trash, I would run my disc up to just a bit past 80. You'll miss some pennies but if you are after bullets which some run in the upper 80's and the large silvers you should be OK. And then again, the down side of moving the disc. up is that some three ringers and other CW bullets will ring up in the high 60's. It's the give and take of treasure hunting. You have a time tested machine. I wish I had not given mine to a family member.
Also keep that gain control to just where you can barely hear it. You probably already knew that but!!!!!
 

The wreckers were busy at this spot breaking ships. I believe I found the dial and tumblers and what was left of a safe !! Got to be a coin or 2 at this site......I'm finding an entire wreckers camp here. The relics multiply with every hunt here. all sorts of ship related latches,catches and other bits of fittings and rigging. Think the long piece of bronze is part of a porthole frame.

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Buddy, you found the lost knob of Han Solo´s Blaster !!! :hello2:

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