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I will leave it at that. No comment !!
 

Got to get it home now.....good thing I'm on a boat and not flying.
 

Folks,

Some chuckles for you.

[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]An Adult FAIRY TALE[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]No matter what:[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Metal
Wood
Stone
Anything she touched would melt. [/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]she will be cured.'[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth. [/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The first brought a sword of the finest steel. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
The prince went away sadly [/FONT]

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The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]He too was sent away disappointed.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The third prince approached. He told the Princess,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.' [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]She felt some thing very hard. She held it in her hand.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
And it did not melt!!! [/FONT]

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The King was over joyed. Everybody in the kingdom was over joyed. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Question: What was in the Prince's pants[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]M&M's of course![/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]What on earth were you thinking?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]I DO WORRY ABOUT YOU AT TIMES![/FONT]
 

having a bit of trouble with "Likes" ...SO...IF... there are missing likes... that is why...

UNLESS ... I did not like what you posted and decided you did not deserve a like...

which... rarely happens... so rarely ... that if they were sold they would be a premium since they are so rare :P

Anyway... NIGHT you scslllywags treasure lovers.

OH and lets not forget the ...bits of metal lovers...

Errr... rock loves...

Ahhh yes ... coin lovers....

Eeee... bah.... all lovers of loving things everywhere.

Now... if you would excuse me...

I bid you all a good night.

Gold down the ship.... err hold down rather.

Ehhh no... Gold down the ship is correct.... gold it down well.
 

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