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[spartacus53]

If two objects are traveling towards each other at the speed of light would they appear to an outside observer to be moving twice the speed of light?

If someone tells you 'I always lie'

Can the statement be true?

The first one also sounds like if I were traveling in a rocket and turned on the headlights, would they do anything?

But here are your answers
1- No
2- Yes

 

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[Kentucky Kache]

I think you guys are describing a paradox. No, Spart, that don't mean two doctors.

 

[spartacus53]

I think you guys are describing a paradox. No, Spart, that don't mean two doctors.

Paradox, or pair of ducks, it's all the same to me.. We are just having some fun

I want some questions that we can have real fun with

 

[Kentucky Kache]

I think you guys are describing a paradox. No, Spart, that don't mean two doctors.

Paradox, or pair of ducks, it's all the same to me.. We are just having some fun

Yes sir, I was just having a little fun witcha.

 

[Mighty AP]

If someone tells you 'I always lie'

Can the statement be true?

Wow! I just had a Star Trek flashback........"This does not compute........this does not compute........boom."

So what you are SAYING is...
you had a flashback in the present about a show in the past that was set in the future?

Whoa.

Oh Great Spartacus. Please grace me with an answer to a perplexing question.
I dont know if you have one of these or if yours works the same.........but at my sink I have two (2) knobs. When one is turned, cold water comes out of the faucet. When the other is turned, magicaly........HOT WATER COMES OUT! I swear its true! Please tell me...............how is this possible? Is this a feat of modern technology or should I call a priest & have the demons in my plumbing system excorcised? I can have the Padre look at my toaster too, as Ive stated before it calls me dirty names.

 

[Mighty AP]

See here you will get all you need to know about almost everything and in real time too

I am Dr Phil, Oprah, and Dear Abby rolled into one

You are Dr. Phioprabby.............

It kinda rolls off the tongue, dont it? I like it!!!
Give Tee a season pass to your show Doc!

 

[BigDan]

Dear Abbie

Just call me, D. I recently came home from working a double shift to find my wife crying because she has begun the "change". My 30 year old step son had quit the job he'd had for one month because they "yelled" at him, so he has to live with us a "little" longer. His girlfriend had clogged up the washing machine and was angry that our house is "uncomfortable, she had no privacy, and our appliances are old. My teen-age step-daughter came down from upstairs where I discovered her boyfriend was visiting...she was in jeans, she got a snack and went back upstairs and later reappeared in shorts.

My question is, can you help me find the corkscrew?

 

[BigDan]

Dear Abbie:

Just call me, "Big". Should we believe everything we hear? For example, "The cops just said, throw your gun out and walk out with your hands above your head..and no one will get hurt." What do you think?

 

[spartacus53]

Re: Dear Abbie

My question is, can you help me find the corkscrew?

BigDan, god I love your too, this is way to easy. Your corkscrew is where you last put it

 

[BigDan]

Dear Abbie:

Just call me, "B.D."

Why do dogs always try to smell my crotch and is there anything I can rub on down there to make them stop?

 

[spartacus53]

See here you will get all you need to know about almost everything and in real time too

I am Dr Phil, Oprah, and Dear Abby rolled into one

You are Dr. Phioprabby....I Like it...can I come to your New TV show?

Yes, you best hurry, rumor has it that I will be canceled after the first taping..

 

[BigDan]

Dear Abbie:

I have always been a horrible procrastinator...my question is (I'll be back after this break)

 

[spartacus53]

Re: Dear Abbie:

Just call me, "B.D."

Why do dogs always try to smell my crotch and is there anything I can rub on down there to make them stop?

Yes, Rub Vicks vapo all over your private parts, dogs and cats hate the smell. It just may sting a tad though

 

[spartacus53]

Re: Dear Abbie:

Just call me, "Big". Should we believe everything we hear? For example, "The cops just said, throw your gun out and walk out with your hands above your head..and no one will get hurt." What do you think?

Always believe everything you hear, unless it comes from me.

You cop question is an interesting one and here is the answer. The guy will drop the gun, walk out with his hands above his head and get shot dead. Whatever his name was certainly wasn't no one, so the cop didn't lie ..... There

 

[spartacus53]

Please leave your questions, I'll be back a little later. I have to watch the lost episodes of "Taxi", now

 

[discovery_bound]

I've found recent success at failure. Which have I really done?

 

[spartacus53]

I've found recent success at failure. Which have I really done?

You have now done it all and can retire.

 

[Mighty AP]

I've found recent success at failure. Which have I really done?

You have now done it all and can retire.

WOOHOO!!! More time for detecting you lucky dog!

 

[rockhound]

If it gets down to zero tonight, and tomorrow night it gets twice as cold, How cold will it be? rockhound

 

[Kentucky Kache]

If it gets down to zero tonight, and tomorrow night it gets twice as cold, How cold will it be? rockhound

Double zero?