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PRICELESS GRANDPARENT STORIES
1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a
grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy
blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard
the children getting more and more rambunctious, her
patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around
her head and stormed into their room, putting them
back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the
room,she heard the three-year-old say with a
trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"
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2. A mother was telling her little girl what her own
childhood was like:"We used to skate outside on a
pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a
tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked
wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was
wide-eyed, taking this in At last she said, "I sure
wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
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3. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked,
"Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I
mentally polished my halo while I asked,"No, how are
we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.
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4. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her
father's word processor. She told him she was writing
a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't
know," she replied. "I can't read."
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5. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her
colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point
out something and ask what color it was. She would
tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun
for me, so I continued. At last she headed for the
door, saying sagely,"Grandma, I think you should try
to figure out some of these yourself!"
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6. A Sunday school class was studying the Ten
Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last
one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what
it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and
quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off thy
neighbor's wife,"
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7. Our five-year-old son couldn't wait to tell his
father about the movie we had watched on television,
"20,000 Leagues Under the Sea." The scenes with the
submarine and the giant octopus had kept him
wide-eyed. In the middle of the telling, my husband interrupted Mark,
"What caused the submarine to sink?" With a look of incredulity Mark
replied, "Dad, it was the 20,000 leaks!!"
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8. When my grandson, Billy, and I entered our
vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were
inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still,
a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before
I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use, Grandpa. The
mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."
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9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I
teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your
underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm four
to six."
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10. A second grader came home from school and said
to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to
make babies today." The mother, more than a little
surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's
interesting," she said,"How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change
"y" to "i" and add 'es'" (What English teacher
wouldn't love that one?)
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Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about
a public servant,"said a teacher. The small boy
wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder
pregnant."The teacher took the lad aside to correct
him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she
asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It
means carrying a child
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A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old
grandson one morning. He had made her coffee. She
drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life.
When she got to the bottom, there were three of
those little green army men in the cup. She said,
"Honey, what are these army men doing in my coffee?"
Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV, "The
best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!"
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A nursery school teacher was delivering a station
wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck
zoomed past Sitting in the front seat of the fire
truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started
discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep
crowds back," said one youngster."No, said another,
"he's just for good luck." A third child brought the
argument to a close...."They use the dogs", she said
firmly, "to find the fire hydrant.
Red
1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a
grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy
blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard
the children getting more and more rambunctious, her
patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around
her head and stormed into their room, putting them
back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the
room,she heard the three-year-old say with a
trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"
---------------------------------------------------
2. A mother was telling her little girl what her own
childhood was like:"We used to skate outside on a
pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a
tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked
wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was
wide-eyed, taking this in At last she said, "I sure
wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------
3. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked,
"Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I
mentally polished my halo while I asked,"No, how are
we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.
----------------------------------------------------------
4. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her
father's word processor. She told him she was writing
a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't
know," she replied. "I can't read."
--------------------------------------------------------------------
5. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her
colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point
out something and ask what color it was. She would
tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun
for me, so I continued. At last she headed for the
door, saying sagely,"Grandma, I think you should try
to figure out some of these yourself!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------
6. A Sunday school class was studying the Ten
Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last
one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what
it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and
quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off thy
neighbor's wife,"
--------------------------------------------------------------------
7. Our five-year-old son couldn't wait to tell his
father about the movie we had watched on television,
"20,000 Leagues Under the Sea." The scenes with the
submarine and the giant octopus had kept him
wide-eyed. In the middle of the telling, my husband interrupted Mark,
"What caused the submarine to sink?" With a look of incredulity Mark
replied, "Dad, it was the 20,000 leaks!!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------
8. When my grandson, Billy, and I entered our
vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were
inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still,
a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before
I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use, Grandpa. The
mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."
--------------------------------------------------------------------
9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I
teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your
underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm four
to six."
--------------------------------------------------------------------
10. A second grader came home from school and said
to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to
make babies today." The mother, more than a little
surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's
interesting," she said,"How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change
"y" to "i" and add 'es'" (What English teacher
wouldn't love that one?)
====================================================
Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about
a public servant,"said a teacher. The small boy
wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder
pregnant."The teacher took the lad aside to correct
him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she
asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It
means carrying a child
======================================================
A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old
grandson one morning. He had made her coffee. She
drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life.
When she got to the bottom, there were three of
those little green army men in the cup. She said,
"Honey, what are these army men doing in my coffee?"
Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV, "The
best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!"
===========================================
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station
wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck
zoomed past Sitting in the front seat of the fire
truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started
discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep
crowds back," said one youngster."No, said another,
"he's just for good luck." A third child brought the
argument to a close...."They use the dogs", she said
firmly, "to find the fire hydrant.
Red
