Of Batteries and Bikinis

ivan salis said:
mirrored sunglasses are the only way for married men to go to the "beach" ---Ivan

My good buddies dad (god rest his soul) used to take binoculars to the beach to check out the girls. He would get excited saying "Boys quick, look over at that one" I asked his wife about this and if she was ok with it. She said "hell yeah, he sits here all day looking at pretty girls, gets all worked up and comes home and gives it to me"

still trying to get my wife to buy into this theory. :D :D
 

Madmardigan said:
ivan salis said:
mirrored sunglasses are the only way for married men to go to the "beach" ---Ivan

My good buddies dad (god rest his soul) used to take binoculars to the beach to check out the girls. He would get excited saying "Boys quick, look over at that one" I asked his wife about this and if she was ok with it. She said "hell yeah, he sits here all day looking at pretty girls, gets all worked up and comes home and gives it to me"

still trying to get my wife to buy into this theory. :D :D
Heard this saying one time....Hmmm..how does it go..."Don't care where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home."...
 

Congradatiions! you lost your train of thought.
you should be treasuring hunting not girl hunting.
but I asumed that must blew your mind .
pray to god that you must dreaming this.
 

Wasnt there something about batteries in this thread?
 

BioProfessor said:
Nah, once the bikinis showed up, batteries went out the window. ;D

Daryl

And everything reverts to the brain with an IQ of 1 (Sometimes replaced with a battery powered device) ;D
 

I like pretty girls in bikinis, but I would have grabbed the money and ran! :-* Monty
 

Monty said:
I like pretty girls in bikinis, but I would have grabbed the money and ran! :-* Monty


Not half as interested in the money than I was with the rest of the "booty". (heh heh heh)
 

I think that you spelled 'booty' wrong...I think its spelled bo... ;D
 

I wanted to respond with something witty but I can't think of anything at the moment!

Grrrroowwwllll!
 

stefen said:
I think that you spelled 'booty' wrong...I think its spelled bo... ;D


I definitely remember the song was spelled "Shake your Booty".... of course other things shake as well... ;D
 

yeah you can look but dont touch......cuz if you mess it up you will DEFINATELY pay for it!! lol
 

I think if she even talked to me I'daaaaaa. i forgot what i was gonna say.



ohh yea, booty
 

Batteries?? Who cares about batteries, I'm trying to figure a way to get the girl home without getting in trouble. I don't think you have a Bounty Hunter, I'm thinking you've got a Booty Hunter!!
 

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