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Another useless piece of information. Since I told you where extra virgin wool comes from, Extra ugly sheep, I can now tell you how priests make holy water.


They boil the hell out of it.

Amaze your friends with your knowledge. You heard it here first even though I am last.
 

If you hit a skunk with your truck and no one is around to smell it , does it still stink ?

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If you hit a skunk with your truck and no one is around to smell it , does it still stink ?

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I am wondering how you could hit a skunk with a truck and not be around to smell it. Maybe your truck is radio controlled?


I do know how far a bear can chase you into the woods. Only halfway.
 

Has anyone gotten the directions to the "Totally Useless Information Department?
Last.

So you don't want to impress your friends with your knowledge? Now I am hurt. I think I am going to do something drastic like drink a glass of orange juice.

Do you know that it is a proven fact that everyone with two feet puts their left shoe on last?

Anyone can try to argue that one but I guarantee I am right.

So with that fact I am last again!
 

Still working on first cup, got nothing!
 

Yes. And to let people know why you always put your left shoe on last, You have two shoes, you put one on, and the other is left, you put the left shoe on last,

And that is what I am again LAST
 

Useless information? I represent that remark!
 

I'm at the airport so that must mean I win


Always get a seat near the rear of the plane. That is so if it goes down, you will be the LAST to arrive at the scene of the crash.

And now you have some information that isn't useless! And of course I am LAST again
 

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It has been scientifically proven that a Ducks Quack does not echo . Sad part is someone got paid to prove that

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Yes. And to let people know why you always put your left shoe on last, You have two shoes, you put one on, and the other is left, you put the left shoe on last,

And that is what I am again LAST

I'm left handed and I put my left shoe on first. 84 pages of useless crap. And lefties are in their right mind! More useless crap!
 

It has been scientifically proven that a Ducks Quack does not echo . Sad part is someone got paid to prove that

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Million dollar study by the Government I am sure but yet I cant get any #@$%^&&*# parts to do my job because of budgets. Yes I work for the Government.
 

YOU CAN'T put your left shoe on first. NOT possible. If you put one on and have one left, that shoe can't be put on first.

The one that is left is LAST
 

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