NEW CONTEST

[Nitric]

Is this a contest for someone who's obsessive compulsive?

Yes!!! It's more like OCD, with a spin of paranoia! And a little "Delusional disorder" type thing! Chasing an imaginary Unicorn!!

Shhhhhhh, don't tell anyone though! Because, I'm going to win!!! I know I will! I'm the best at this! No one can beat ME!

Too much! Funny thread! I'm glad to see I'm not the only bored one out here in never never land! interwebs take me away!!!

 

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[Showtime2385]

Back in the lead baby!

 

[gamiller]

Not for long

 

[gamiller]

Yes!!! It's more like OCD, with a spin of paranoia! And a little "Delusional disorder" type thing! Chasing an imaginary Unicorn!!

Shhhhhhh, don't tell anyone though! Because, I'm going to win!!! I know I will! I'm the best at this! No one can beat ME!

Too much! Funny thread! I'm glad to see I'm not the only bored one out here in never never land! interwebs take me away!!!

Unicorns are imaginary? Who'd thought!

 

[gamiller]

You're not paranoid if THEY are really out to get you.

 

[Nitric]

You're not paranoid if THEY are really out to get you.

Unicorns are real!! Everybody knows that! I saw one eating out of the bird feeder today!

Ticks me off, every time I fill the bird feeder? A stupid unicorn comes around knocking the seed out all over the ground with it's special horn thingamajig...



Well...I may have fibbed a little.....I didn't really fill the bird feeder today!

 

[trikikiwi]

The Universe has determined that the next person to comment on this thread, is the ugliest organism ever.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

Tacos sound good right now.

 

[trikikiwi]

What? No pic?

 

[digger460]

Lets speed this up! First person to post a picture of a unicorn WINS!!!

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

I still want tacos. With extra guacamole.

 

[Doubter in MD]

The obvious solution is to post inappropriate content until the mods lock the thread.

 

[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!
LAST

 

[kingskid1611]

What kind of Friday will this be? Good Morning

 

[gamiller]

The obvious solution is to post inappropriate content until the mods lock the thread.

No not so obvious. If I post inappropriate content and get banned then I might not be aware that I won.A hollow victory for sure.

 

[gamiller]

Unicorns are real!! Everybody knows that! I saw one eating out of the bird feeder today!

Ticks me off, every time I fill the bird feeder? A stupid unicorn comes around knocking the seed out all over the ground with it's special horn thingamajig...



Well...I may have fibbed a little.....I didn't really fill the bird feeder today!

Well now that someone verified the existence of unicorns my mind is at ease.
Thanks , but perhaps you need a hidden camera to catch the offending unicorn in the act. This may help others in your neck of the woods catch and stop this perpetrator.

 

[kingskid1611]

Where are these one horned wonders?

 

[Nitric]

Well now that someone verified the existence of unicorns my mind is at ease.
Thanks , but perhaps you need a hidden camera to catch the offending unicorn in the act. This may help others in your neck of the woods catch and stop this perpetrator.

No....They are unphotographable! It takes highly advanced technology to catch one on film. I would have to borrow a camera from an alien. ...Whewww and let me tell you, they are not very friendly if you ask to use their camera's!! Their eyes scare me too! Kind of creepy critters if you ask me!

 

[gamiller]

Kinda creepy critters?? The aliens or unicorns?

 

[gamiller]

Perhaps a trap for the unicorn, just be aware to do it carefully. (Peta)