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What is money? I've heard there are money trees protected by the rich on desolate properties not accessible to the public. Maybe we can steal some seeds, plant a few money trees and boom! Detectors for all on Christmas. My luck, I would get me one seed plant it and it would be a penny tree [emoji3062].
(Photo of Valley [emoji318])
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I had a money tree. It produced one brownish '67 quarter and fell over dead. We need seeds not modified by Montsano or whoever.
Where did you get the photo of Valley? Oh wait...the girlish person wasn't him. Looks like your pic didn't work. While we wait here is a painting I commissioned of Mermaid. Hope the mods allow this.
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Sam is losing sleep also? Along with being addicted to Hoppy Bunny and Tender Lickin's cat food. I heard he got chased to the gym by a German Shepherd who mistook him for an alley cat.
 

Sam is losing sleep also? Along with being addicted to Hoppy Bunny and Tender Lickin's cat food. I heard he got chased to the gym by a German Shepherd who mistook him for an alley cat.
I knew a cat named Alley once? She owned a German Shepherd and loved her some Hoppy Bunny and Tender Lickin's cat food. She worked on a corner next to an Alley...She was last seen in a freshly cut field in Iowa looking into the sky and waiving. Many Iowans thought she was a scarecrow.
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I knew a cat named Alley once? She owned a German Shepherd and loved her some Hoppy Bunny and Tender Lickin's cat food. She worked on a corner next to an Alley...She was last seen in a freshly cut field in Iowa looking into the sky and waiving. Many Iowans thought she was a scarecrow.
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This was a decidely creepy post. Maybe Alley was also freshly cut?
 

Does it really need to be said that a freshly opened can of cat food smells exactly like fresh cat poo? You may wonder why is that. Well, according to industry insiders, this is how to lure cats into eating it.
 

And...the sales pitches this time of year. Come to Honest Sam's used cars for our Spooktacular October Sale! Our prices are so low it is scary!
Sam's former homemaker bought a car there hence she is now hoofing it.
 

Just read that alot of businesses are struggling in California. People dont have the extra money to spend and businesses are suffering. Hope that turns around for them.
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Mermaid wants to do this for Christmas tree.
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Fairies want to do this and throw Mermaid in the middle of it.
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Firstly, I am not gonna spend holidays cutting treble hooks of my lures out of a fish girl. Second, can we have Halloween and Turkey day first? And no weird smelling turkey. Dang women magazines with all these holiday ideas getting females all excited.
 

And a good Afternoon to the members in good standing only. Feel sorry for those in Ca that lost their home while I am Last.
 

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