NEW CONTEST

From the shadows of the Pennsylvania darkness comes a middle of the night post that claims LAST.
 

Um yeah. Everyone knows us California folks don’t sleep. It’s a party 24/7 out here!

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Now Wind is suffering from sleep deprivation like Valley.
 

Mondays are a drag
 

Try dropping your phone in a bucket of water. Really helps.
 

Off to Malwart for cookies and chicken.
 

more rain in forecast
 

I really did drop my phone in a bucket of mop water. Luckily there was also dog urine in there so it was hardly damaged at all.
 

Mop water with dog urine. Bottle that up and I’d bet you could sell it here in Cali as some sort of holistic tonic and make millions.

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But how do I get rid of the odor. Or would that be a feature? Would this stuff qualify as an essential oil?
 

Well, crap. My 2007 Camry didn’t pass smog so I had to go buy a new car today. I hate haggling with these dealerships and sales people.

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14 hours later I am still last. I’m going to win this thing!

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