But April 13 is Valley Appreciation Day. We need a secretary.
I too appreciate fish. But never have we ever had two Appreciation Days fall on the same day. This is chaos!
Now Valley will feel slighted, and seek solace in weird, brain-damaging kraft beers.
I'm back to Michelob. And Caribbean rum.
I think we need to start over. We can make Fish a Knight of the ancient Order of the Golden Fishstick. And Valley can be King of the dark country of California by proclamation. But raising an army, getting peasants and imposing taxes will be up to him.