my list of not to dos whiilst detecting

[strike it rich]

1.Search in a minefield
2.Detect with no batteries
3.Detecting When on a pogo stick
4.Don't ask someone at a funeral if you can detect their property
5.Don't detect naked except in a nudist colony
6.Detect in Antarctic
7.Detect in a middle of a civil war
8.Don't detect in fort Knox
9.Don't detect drunk
10.Don't detect whilst hang glidering


I hope this list has been helpful

 

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[bootybay]

lmao

 

[hollowpointred]

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[aa battery]

hollowpointred your killing me

 

[Dimeman]

1.Search in a minefield
2.Detect with no batteries
3.Detecting When on a pogo stick
4.Don't ask someone at a funeral if you can detect their property
5.Don't detect naked except in a nudist colony
6.Detect in Antarctic
7.Detect in a middle of a civil war
8.Don't detect in fort Knox
9.Don't detect drunk
10.Don't detect whilst hang glidering


I hope this list has been helpful

You forgot
11.Never detect, in the prison garden.

 

[dfxdude]

12. Don't dig under a pile of fresh doggie do, even if your detector says its a silver quarter at 5".

 

[Dimeman]

12. Don't dig under a pile of fresh doggie do, even if your detector says its a silver quarter at 5".

I have done that and got a 1945 Washington quarter that was in XF condition ( by Photogrades description and pictures)

Doggie do can be washed off or carry some wet hand wipes. :P

 

[jeff of pa]

4.Don't ask someone at a funeral if you can detect their property

What about Handing out Cards ?

some of these people are leaving Caches or Empty houses Behind

Humm !
I gotta start hanging out at Funerals, could probably get 2 to 3 in per day.

How about getting Permission to detect the Bottom of the Hole
before they throw the Coffin in ?

 

[wedjlok]

I think that combing numbers 3,9, and 10 would be fun. Get drunk, then drop off a hanglider onto a pogo stick. I guess you'd have to make sure that you're position right to land on the stick's footrests, though, otherwise it would end up being the "detecting in the prison garden" scenario.

Aeryck

 

[mastereagle22]

1.Search in a minefield
2.Detect with no batteries
3.Detecting When on a pogo stick
4.Don't ask someone at a funeral if you can detect their property
5.Don't detect naked except in a nudist colony
6.Detect in Antarctic
7.Detect in a middle of a civil war
8.Don't detect in fort Knox
9.Don't detect drunk
10.Don't detect whilst hang glidering


I hope this list has been helpful

Wear steel toe boots when detecting. Detect inside a HIGH Voltage area. Detect on the 18th hole (or any at a golf course for that matter), Take your detector into a Jewelry store and say "looky what I found."

 

[ClonedSIM]

4.Don't ask someone at a funeral if you can detect their property

What about Handing out Cards ?

some of these people are leaving Caches or Empty houses Behind

Humm !
I gotta start hanging out at Funerals, could probably get 2 to 3 in per day.

How about getting Permission to detect the Bottom of the Hole
before they throw the Coffin in ?

LOL!!! Ewwwwww.... :P Wait. No, LOL!!!!

 

[Bodyguard]

4.Don't ask someone at a funeral if you can detect their property

What about Handing out Cards ?

some of these people are leaving Caches or Empty houses Behind

Humm !
I gotta start hanging out at Funerals, could probably get 2 to 3 in per day.

How about getting Permission to detect the Bottom of the Hole
before they throw the Coffin in ?

Jeff, I have to say that was probably the funniest responses I've ever heard on the forum. I can almost hear the dry acerbic wit, in the inflection behind it all;.... or if you were serious.... I'm in.

 

[Ricardo_NY1]

About #9...........I've more than a few times fished with a good alcohol buzz........haven't tried it yet with MD'ing. I think I will soon. I hope I can keep my swing from doing the happy smile or worse.

 

[Ima Swinger]

Hey Strike, very few posts make me actually laugh out loud.......this one did.

Nice.

Ima

 

[strike it rich]

4.Don't ask someone at a funeral if you can detect their property

What about Handing out Cards ?

some of these people are leaving Caches or Empty houses Behind

Humm !
I gotta start hanging out at Funerals, could probably get 2 to 3 in per day.

How about getting Permission to detect the Bottom of the Hole
before they throw the Coffin in ?

love the black sense of humour jeff of pa youve taken my thead to a whole new level

 

[strike it rich]

Hey Strike, very few posts make me actually laugh out loud.......this one did.

Nice.

Ima

Glad you like it sometimes treasure isnt something we hold in our hands.

 

[strike it rich]

I think that combing numbers 3,9, and 10 would be fun. Get drunk, then drop off a hanglider onto a pogo stick. I guess you'd have to make sure that you're position right to land on the stick's footrests, though, otherwise it would end up being the "detecting in the prison garden" scenario.

Aeryck

multiple don't dos at the same time I like it